Friend: I took my birth control like 50 seconds later than I usually do do you think that’s bad?? My stomach kinda hurts
Me, taking 6 pills at 2 different times a day to makeup for the days I’ve missed: ya I think ur fine
I usually reply with, "yeah, I know" if someone tells me I'm pretty/cute or whatever, because I think it's funny. But what's even funnier is that men, almost always, get offended when I don't say "thank you" back. But a woman will laugh and applaud my confidence. 🤔