Kaylee Needham

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

happy december 1st

[Repsa 👳🏽‍♂️ @therepsa]

They leave out certain details for every job 😂🤣

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

We’re all so emotionally damaged from this last year and a half that Steve from Blue’s Clues was like “I have to address the nation”

[Leo 🦅 @hoeglizzy]

Fireworks must’ve been buy 1 get 100,000 free this year because ain’t no way

[Matt Stepp @Matt_Stepp817]

ERCOT in February "we shut down because it was just too cold, our grid is built to handle the Texas Summer"
ERCOT in June "ohh my bad, its also too hot"

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Austin feels like it's submerged in a massive vat of warm fat in a Honduran rainforest during monsoon season

[Tammy Jay @AKAheyU]

This baby needs a forever home 😍 Goldendoodle-Lab

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Me stepping outside during Junebug season

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

The air in Austin feels like a Guatemalan jungle had a three-way with a moldy sponge and a damp pair of sweatpants inside a hothouse

[out of context that '70s show @that70scontext]

happy mother's day to the best sitcom mom
https://t.co/oDiKZj6LTg

[seed oil soldier 🫡 @BIMBOMINDSET]

Anyone Fucking tired of figuring out what to make for dinner? This might be the worst part of being an adult for real no one warned me about this

[small nuclear ribonucleoprotein (snurp) @haragoochie]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[𝙳𝚊 𝙸𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 🧡 @TrudiiBee]

Me: Can’t nobody beat MY ass...

Pollen:

[ryan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Ry4njd]

The thought of work tomorrow is worse than work itself

[Texas A&M University @TAMU]

Texas A&M is now home to a "moon tree!"

To commemorate the 50th anniversary of Apollo 14, a descendant of a seed that journeyed to the moon with @NASA astronauts was planted at @TAMUgardens! 🌖🌳https://t.co/oJ76QOy3g2

[Trey Kennedy @TreyNKennedy]

Small towns be like

[kennedy🪐 @kenneluvv]

if my child not like this take it back😂

[Texas Game Wardens @TexasGameWarden]

Texas Game Wardens assigned to Cameron county rescued 141 sea turtles from the frigid waters of the Brownsville Ship Channel and surrounding bays. The sea turtles were transported via the PV Murchison, operated by Sgt. Game Warden Duke and B/M Bowers-Vest.