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Nobody :
@yorkuniversity @SchulichSchool :
Due to the large volume of applications this year, expect a delay in response.

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Ion wanna believe in astrology but why is it so apt

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Why this boy snapping me he wanna rail me wym bro

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Cancel me mami

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🤤🤤

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I wanna get rich so I can send my bffs ice creams and cakes whenever they feel low

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You like Michael Scott? Come baby, let's get you some vasectomies.
Snip snap snip..

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Jus want me some cake

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Why do men have private accounts?
Who's sending you unsolicited dick pics huh?!

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@BioRender Are the results out?

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Bombay HC passed such a bad judgement that even the men are outrageous now

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My girl who buys all her products from the body shop and sephora : ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓶! 𝓔𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓱!✨

[Ludwina @EugeniaLudwina]

This what my bench usually looks like in the microbiology lab. Yes, I probably need to be more organized. Please help me by retweeting this! I’d love to win biorender’s merch❤️ @BioRender #BiorenderBackground #foodtechnologist #foodscientist

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I hate going out with my alcoholic friends who want to divide the bill equally.
Mf your stupid 30 ml drink was for 500 and my red bull was for 100.
Why do I pay 600 per person 🤡💀🤡💀🤡💀

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Hi guys,
I made a virtual lab background for video calls and meets, please feel free to use it. It would mean a lot if you could like and retweet it. Thanks ❤️
@BioRender #BiorenderBackground

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I forget that people around don't suffer from the same short term memory as me

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I just know I am gonna be single for life because just imagine my partner gets me a hot cup of coffee on a gloomy day and I look dead in the eye and say hey can you freeze it I like my coffee cold 😭😭😩😩😩
I can never date bye

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God I hate college applications.
What kind of question is "why should we not select you?"
Bitch it'll be your loss if you don't💜