needychick

Heels & tequila. With a side of bitch.

[needychick @needychick]

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[needychick @needychick]

There's nothing like the love between a woman and her tequila.

[Moose McTwink @Moosetwink]

Poor cell reception is the erectile dysfunction of star fucking

[needychick @needychick]

I already hate this day, so don't tell me I'm not proactive.

[Moose McTwink @Moosetwink]

I love doing all kinds of stupid, unhealthy shit to my body. This whole 'living a long and healthy life' thing sounds boring as fuck

[خالد عمر Khaled Omar @KDsMorning]

Everything fun in our lives started as a bad idea,

Except marriage! There's nothing fun about that

[خالد عمر Khaled Omar @KDsMorning]

I'm happy to say that I achieved all my goals in life,

The secret is to have very small goals! Trying all doritos' flavors? Done and done!

[Moose McTwink @Moosetwink]

I'm pretty sure if the Devil was real... he'd throw the best parties

[needychick @needychick]

I should charge people for the amount of times I make them smile.

[thedayofthedot @thedayofthedot]

you hate almost everything and that's why i love you.

[needychick @needychick]

The best thing about you trying to change me is that you couldn't.

[Chorizo Breakfast Burrito 🇨🇦 @clitfinger]

There’s actually four sides to every story. One side, the other side, the correct side, and the side some asshole creates to cause drama.

[Not your dream girl @nettie0918]

I may be a mess but I may be the most amazing mess you've ever met.

[needychick @needychick]

Funny how the little things stop mattering once you're able to put them in the past.

[needychick @needychick]

@TheBeardedSteak ya think? Awesome

[needychick @needychick]

Your wit is a panties-dropper.

[needychick @needychick]

@Tetley6969 you're welcome!

[needychick @needychick]

@Tetley6969 how about wishing you didn't make a typo?

[needychick @needychick]

If you and I exchanged more than one word to each other today, chances are I rolled my eyes at you when you walked away.

[needychick @needychick]

It's hard to be a priority in someone's life when they have no intention of making you one.