nee kirschman

writer, comedian, smart for a woman

[nee kirschman @neejerks]

@LinkedIn my account was hacked and I can’t reset my password bc whoever it was changed my email and phone number. Your contact is requires me to sign in which I can’t do. Help please

[Steve Singiser @StevenSingiser]

Jesus H. Christ.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Maybe antifa was good and fa was the problem.

[Goody Weaver Cavorting In Camazotz @goodyweaver]

I mean, y'all, Chris Hedges has been warning about this for YEARS. If you economically destroy half a country, remove all human dignity, & decimate education, you create a revolution driven by fascism and religion. And here we are. Hedges is a prophet. And libs want more of this.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA

[nee kirschman @neejerks]

At least Adolf had the decency to kill himself when he lost

[nee kirschman @neejerks]

Jeez seems like we brought so much #democracy to Iraq we didn’t save any for ourselves

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

If Trump doesn’t call in to Fox and Friends on Monday, he’s on a vent

[nee kirschman @neejerks]

Hahahaha no

[nee kirschman @neejerks]

It’s literally just two assholes arguing that neither is going to help anyone

[nee kirschman @neejerks]

@CaliConserv1 @ianmiles This wasn’t a mob or looters. These were human beings peacefully protesting the lack of justice in Breonna Taylor’s murder. And y’all are pussy ass bitches that would run people over bc you’re scared behind the wheel of your giant tank of an SUV

[jack; ❀ 🌹 (hiatus) @thesingularact]

In 2020, we MUST protect Britney Spears at all costs.

[nee kirschman @neejerks]

Bloomberg just ended my roommate’s and my drinking game

[nee kirschman @neejerks]

Now I know what a shotgun wedding feels like #DemConvention

[nee kirschman @neejerks]

Honestly, I wasn’t that into Joe Biden until all these Republicans started supporting him #DNCConvention

[Street Watch LA @StreetWatchLA]

The @MayorOfLA and city council members like @davideryu are cowards hiding behind the word "safety" without mentioning the fact that their new shelters come with $8.4 million in overtime for cops to harass unhoused people.

#DefundThePolice #CareNotCops #ServicesNotSweeps

[nee kirschman @neejerks]

@MayorOfLA I know you’re getting a lot of hate right now- a lot of people are saying you’re an amoral coward, a vile sycophant, a callous carbuncle who’s cost countless lives. I am also one of those people. Fuck you very much.

[People for Bernie @People4Bernie]

"Poverty is by political design, and it's rooted in a system that has been fractured, and corrupt, and rotten from it's from core from the inception of America." @JamaalBowman #NY16

[Nithya Raman @nithyavraman]

Something I learned recently: LAPD gets sued for police misconduct regularly, but misconduct settlements aren't paid out of LAPD’s budget.

They’re paid out from the city's general fund -- which means they eat into money for other services. https://t.co/sNY8E08mWp