Elita One♓

We don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things.

[Elita One♓ @neelyabernathy]

Have you ever tried to have a twerk off between your right cheek and your left cheek?

[Ashleigh Dalyn @ashleighdalyn]

@neelyabernathy I would like to get 3 milks from McDonald's tonight. That is it.

[Elita One♓ @neelyabernathy]

Why would I even know because you're the star of right and we're all just floating in the sea of wrong, as you go by in your ship of right.

[elon mustard @nice_mustard]

what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye]
"Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious

[Elita One♓ @neelyabernathy]

@lizmarshx3 What the hell happened? :(

[Elita One♓ @neelyabernathy]

The road less traveled, leads to the same place

[Elita One♓ @neelyabernathy]

Lunch/ Dinner 😍😍😍

[Atwood @twooood]

waterproof bread.. your welcome

[IG: NewPiscesAreUs @PiscesAreUs]

#Pisces have a clear vision in a blind world...

[Elita One♓ @neelyabernathy]

Tip #2: To be the center of attention at a party, bring bacon

[Elita One♓ @neelyabernathy]

This sunset ❤

[Elita One♓ @neelyabernathy]

If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

[Charlotte NC @CLTusa]

The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they make the best of everything they have. #perspective

[Elita One♓ @neelyabernathy]

What?! https://t.co/moZSeQ35PP

[Elita One♓ @neelyabernathy]

Octopus fingazzzz