Nene

try jesus, please don't try me

[Maya Buser @shytwunk]

how does childcare cost one million dollars per year but everyone who works in childcare makes $8 an hour

[Nene @neeshabeesh]

@CLTWater when will water be back on in Highland Creek??

[Nene @neeshabeesh]

@CLTAirport @CharlotteFD Is the A/C broken at the airport? It is unbearably hot and humid here this morning.

[Nene @neeshabeesh]

@PBCountySheriff extremely disappointing and upsetting to see how your detective, Louis Potter, bungled this case. He has blood on his hands as far as I'm concerned. Were any measures taken to rectify this situation when it happened?

[Nene @neeshabeesh]

Demand removal of Detective Potter from Palm Beach County police - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/bLfRONBd7U via @Change

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

[elektra @eightoh8_]

how it feels to go in the bathroom when ur the right amount of tipsy at the bar

[Nene @neeshabeesh]

And another fuck off for your useless AI "customer service" @Uber. Kind of ridiculous and completely sad the amount you people profit and can't have your users decently helped in high pressure situations. Shame on you.

[Nene @neeshabeesh]

@Uber you can kindly go fuck yourself on these "Uber one non-surge bullshit." Should not cost this much for a 20-min ride and I'm sure you're not paying the drivers this much extra.

[Sarah Deech ☕️ @londonette]

Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

[bianca @biancalovesfilm]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[purple mandy♡ @mandyphobiaa]

Body tea ahead

[Zara @zaracraves]

that’s just zara larsson filming a new music video

[aCash @d_artox]

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Michael Lugassy @mluggy]

😅

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[laura ♌ @RealityTelly]

"i know your answer and it doesn't matter to me. you don't choose me and i'm not choosing you either" followed by "saying no to you today is a win"

I GASPED!!! ASHLEY HELLO!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS SIDE OF YOU!!! #LoveIsBlind

[Nene @neeshabeesh]

@PeteButtigieg 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾