Sad Story 😥:
Trump: I got shot, I’m going in for ear surgery
Biden: I know
*after surgery when Trump wakes up only with Barron next to him*
Trump: where is Biden????
Barron: you don’t know who gave you the ear?
Trump: *starts crying*
[my first day in a drug cartel]
kingpin: where's the coke
me: is pepsi ok? hehe
[later]
police: this is the most bullet holes we've ever seen in a single body
People only like you because youre kind and and smart lmao. You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and makes their day easier lol