Jeff Gordon

Licensing, contracting and negotiation issues in less than 140 characters.

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

@CapitalGrille
I understand having to eventually stop taking orders. But if you’re going to advertise that you’re open until 10… and still taking online orders until 9, someone asking to be seated before 9 should be served. Otherwise, just post that you close at 9.

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

@elonmusk Hahaha.

First, East Germany wasn’t really Socialist. They were fascist.

But. Even if they were, they’d spent more than a generation hearing about how awesome capitalism was. Meanwhile, the Capitalists saw all of the restrictive fascist shit and knew that it wasn’t socialism.

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

Because I had the time: https://t.co/eLdeMMwANJ

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

Holy cow, @PapaJohns If you outsource your delivery, you had better be sure your customers aren’t getting shafted. I’m sitting here starving, two hours after ordering (and long after the store is now closed), praying @DoorDash gets their “dasher” to actually deliver the food.

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

And if everyone had done at lease a MODEST job of customer service, I could’ve even gone and found the pizza by myself at this point.

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

@StephenBWiley Really? I’ll expect your support for realistic and reasonable gun legislation shortly.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Law schools: In theory this is how it all should work.

Me: What about in practice?

Law schools: In what?

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

@joncoopertweets There isn’t a number high enough on your scale.

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

@elonmusk Please add a targeted noise cancellation feature to block out kid sounds from the back seat.

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

@TrinityWiles @whereandshare I tried to DM both of these accounts w/o luck. Your website is non-functional to Safari users (white page w/ PHP errors)... if that's something you care about. :)

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

@POTUS Except for age. Don’t get me wrong, this is a million times better than any in the past. But the assumption is that wisdom comes with age. This is true-ish. But there are exceptions and with a large young population, we need more representation of that age group.

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

@ChickfilA You don’t think you maybe could’ve waited a few days for your Christmas-specific email message from Mr. Cathy instead of sending it on the first night of Hannukah?

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

Here's a hint for all of the Black Friday retailers. If you're going to have a huge release - with a scheduled time... have your website ready to handle the traffic. Don't pull a Tiek - who now expects shoppers to wait an HOUR+ to complete their purchase.

[Tieks @tieks]

Join us for the coronation of Tyrian Tieks, inspired by the ancient world’s most prized dye, this Thursday at 9pm PST. Get the details and join the countdown to this regal four-day release at: https://t.co/OHpAc85AbF

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

#ChickfilA Advertised vs Actual (and not a one time occurrence, but apparently the new standard).

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

@amazingMeagen He has THE sword!

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

@BonnieBew Yes!

[Dr. Melissa Aho @melissaaho]

The sword! #PrincessBrideReunion

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

Breaking News: @PatinkinMandy rightfully owns Inigo’s sword.

[Jeff Gordon @negot8or]

@marclippincott @WisDems My thoughts exactly! I was wondering.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Today @Mintmobile is launching unlimited for just $30 AND bringing back Rick Moranis. Suck it, 2020.