Neil Allison

A bloke, a genius, unrecognised in his own time. Freelance digital guy.

Writer @skybluesblog | Talker @niilampteyshow | Joker @quiteokcomedy | Ex @astonmartin

[Neil Allison @neilallison]

@adamreeve87 Haha by far the hardest one of the bunch, so no disgrace if you didn't get it!

[Sky Blues Blog @skybluesblog]

Imagine a cross between Catchphrase and Spot the Ball. You've just imagined "WhatCovGoal", another annoying game devised by Sky Blues Blog.

https://t.co/eQP2rWM78b

[Nii Lamptey Show @NiiLampteyShow]

🆕 EPISODE 300! 🚨

Neil here, hijacking the account again.

We celebrated. Then we celebrated again. Then we celebrated some more.

Then last week (ish) we podded about the season that was.

Spotify, Apple, etc: https://t.co/XCrRqm1S5z

Be the listen.

#PUSB

[Sky Blues Blog @skybluesblog]

🚨 Note for Covdle beta players!

Been a slight discrepancy in today's answer as some users were still seeing an old version. A thousand darns.

Most people are OK, but if you're the kind of person to leave tabs open, make sure to refresh/reload the site before you play tomorrow!

[Neil Allison @neilallison]

Lord have mercy. Bloody ruiners.

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

Viktor Gyokeres was the most-transferred in player for Gameweek 37, but doesn't start against Burnley 😲

Sum up how you're feeling, Gyokeres owners 👇

#FPL

[Sky Blues Blog @skybluesblog]

To keep me busy over the summer, I'm going to be creating and trialling some Cov games. The best ones will stick around next season.

First up is COVDLE (brilliant name, I know)

This is not as easy as you'd think it might be.

https://t.co/KW3cZ3GcAd

[Sky Blues Blog @skybluesblog]

"Oh here we go, Torp"

Hahaha. What I would give for my reputation to precede me in this manner.

[Neil Allison @neilallison]

Solid effort!

[NASA @NASA]

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶

The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

[NASA @NASA]

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

[NASA @NASA]

Liftoff.

The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon.

Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

[Neil Allison @neilallison]

The NASA YouTube chat is a hot mess right now haha

[Neil Allison @neilallison]

GO FOR LAUNCH

[NASA @NASA]

The hatch is now closed.

The Artemis II astronauts are now strapped into their seats and ready for launch.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

On my first Christmas Eve, Apollo 8 orbited The Moon and ‘saved 1968’. Good luck to Artemis II and may you save 2026! https://t.co/vVNXyenwHG

[Neil Allison @neilallison]

Fascinated by this creative that has all the hallmarks of being AI, but is not AI.

[Radio Times @RadioTimes]

Who will be the first to crack a laugh and who will keep a straight face the longest?

Meet this year's legendary line-up of comedians spotlit across 12 covers, as they compete to be the Last One Laughing.

Last One Laughing photographed exclusively for Radio Times by Robert Wilson.

[Neil Allison @neilallison]

Maniac.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🗣️ "They used to call me daddy"

Donald Trump has laid out his plans for Greenland, calling the territory a “piece of ice."

The US president also confused Greenland for Iceland multiple times throughout his speech.

[Denmark MFA 🇩🇰 @DanishMFA]

Joint statement by Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, and the United Kingdom 👇

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Our position on Greenland is very clear – it is part of the Kingdom of Denmark and its future is a matter for the Greenlanders and the Danes.

We have also made clear that Arctic Security matters for the whole of NATO and allies should all do more together to address the threat from Russia across different parts of the Arctic.

Applying tariffs on allies for pursuing the collective security of NATO allies is completely wrong. We will of course be pursuing this directly with the US administration.

[Neil Allison @neilallison]

Meglomaniac psychopath.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@POTUS: "We are going to do something on Greenland, whether they like it or not, because if we don't do it, Russia or China will take over Greenland — and we're not going to have Russia or China as a neighbor. I would like to make a deal the easy way."

[Neil Allison @neilallison]

Remember about ten years ago when Apple was still doing its 12 Days of Christmas thing, and they just gave away Home Alone. For free.

I recommend checking that Apple TV app that you never use. I bet it's still in there.

[Neil Allison @neilallison]

@MagnesiumKohli @thisdiegolopez Hahaha came here for this reference