Neil Walker

Failed graphic designer, failing game designer, amateur cracksman, and internet dilettante.

[Neil Walker @neilogism]

I’m leaving X for greener pastures. I’ll keep this profile active while I remove links to it, but will ultimately be deactivating this account.

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I had a dream this morning that @AdrianEdmondson hid my breakfast and then later hid one of my shoes. I’ve given up on the breakfast, but I’d still like to know what he did with my shoe?

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@RebelHQ @kelvmackenzie The person with the 30k salary also falls under this loose definition. They’re talking about people with enough assets and investments that they can live off those without going out to work. Somebody with 20k in shares can’t afford to quit their job and live off the dividends.

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@EliMcCann Are you being ridiculous?

If anything, it gets easier. The baby can’t even move (beyond wriggling a bit). You can enjoy your stationary baby in the comfort of your own home. If the baby does need some minor thing it will clearly signal what is required.

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@joshbythesea I’m intrigued by his "positivity" radio station for plants and pets.

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Five years…a sketchbook of political drawings.

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UK Government announces three new Ministers of state.

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A message from Russell T Davies.

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@johnbotkin @Lovarzi The perfect answer.

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@psykit Time AND space.

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@outonbluesix The “Naughty, but nice” slogan was dreamed up by a copywriter at the advertising agency Ogilvy & Mather. A young man called Salman Rushdie.

https://t.co/mkLHWn5Z9P.

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@PhilNWang are you disappointed that the title “The Big Wang Theory” has already been gazumped by Dr Charles Wang at the University of Aberdeen?

https://t.co/ULxsy0CntX.

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@moment_mirthful @PicturesFoIder Worked in a restaurant years ago. A guy smashed his way through a glass door with a fire extinguisher to avoid paying. His friends were at the till completely nonplussed. The guy had given his hotel key to a waitress in a clumsy attempt to seduce her 🙄

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@AMadmanNotABox This video gives some background on scene sync: https://t.co/QCQ70FqMG7

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@susie_dent I’ve just listened to you talking about “strangled eggs” on the Today Podcast. It reminded me of when my 9 year old son (now 30) wanted some Maple and Pecan cereal, but instead asked for “Maple and Pelican.”

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South American Vulture Bees feed on rotting meat, producing a royal jelly like substance called “Meat Honey.” Forager vulture bees often enter dead animals through their eye sockets.

If you’re a serial killer looking for a colourful M.O., this is gold…

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@CMDRBeetlejude @Seamus_Donohue This is the way.

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Something for the @ROWNTREES archive (2 of 2)