Neil Parker

The man, the myth, the legend, the guy that you had a class with that one time.

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

I have a sinking feeling I may not be getting out of port :/

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

Hats off to the production crew for @redbullgaming WOLOLO the set pieces and costumes are SO extra but I'm loving every second of it

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

I feel like I should be soliloquizing from this toilet

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

Cheetos hiring Shaggy, Mila Kunis, and Ashton Kutcher for their current ad campaign is exactly what 2021 needed

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

@salsachronicles Now I'm disappointed I DIDN'T intend that

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

@Zarcius_ @salsachronicles To the promise laaand

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

@MaxHavey @salsachronicles It was a good game, rules were obeyed and the competition was legendary

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

@salsachronicles SAD

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

@salsachronicles You win, I dont pay enough attention to be up to date on marketing tropes in these unprecedented times

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

How did I forget how unsatisfying the last aired episode of teen titans was???? I mean it's absolutely soul crushing

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@FloorGang_OUGH please don't make him do it, my pop punk album to recover after his diss isn't ready.

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

@ATT is making it so hard for me to give them money, it almost seems like they don't want my business. Weird move from a souless corporate monstrosity

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

@JonnyRWoT31 @7thElementMusic Beautiful

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

@JonnyRWoT31 @7thElementMusic As long as I'm memorialized, I'll take it

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

@JonnyRWoT31 @7thElementMusic So close, but it's Neil. That's some common cardboard bitch

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

@JonnyRWoT31 For sure! But more handsome

[Neil Parker @neilparker94]

My decade-long plan has come to fruition. Tonight liz ASKED to watch kitchen nightmares