neil swift

Never argue with an idiot they will bring you down to their level and beat you with their experience

[Traditional Sweets @BlackpoolCandy]

@Holloways_Plf @davemendonca1 @fyldetravel @BlackpoolCandy will be open on Thursday eves in @PoultonLeFylde starting Nov 27th 🎅

[...Daniella @DaniellaFreeman]

Come and see us for your first taste of Christmas...rich hot chocolate with amaretto! @restaurant_nuvo #yummy #illy

[Traditional Sweets @BlackpoolCandy]

@BlackpoolCandy will be open till 8pm for Thursday night shopping in @PoultonLeFylde starting on the 27th November...

[neil swift @neilswift3]

“@Showey7: @cmoz5 haha no defenders need that in life! To be fair yours was further out and went top bin #BestOGEver”and it curled in

[neil swift @neilswift3]

@libbybonis @_Cameron_Peters go then you lazy little shit!!!

[Frankie Kelly @FrankieKelly07]

Looking for weekend bar staff at all Ma Kellys venues if interested go in with C.V today to the one in town opposite wilkos 👍

[neil swift @neilswift3]

4 hours of elvis on karaoke has left me all shuck up

[neil swift @neilswift3]

@FrankieKelly07 sandys!!!

[neil swift @neilswift3]

Thought last night was bad but the knobheads have surpassed themselves tonight

[Alfie Boe OBE @AlfieBoe]

The pier was beautiful and a big part of my childhood. Also had my first kiss there. I do miss him........JOKE!!

[neil swift @neilswift3]

9 holes at poulton tonight and the back feels fine

[neil swift @neilswift3]

@FrankieKelly07 get your face out!!!

[neil swift @neilswift3]

A customer asked to borrow a toilet roll today. That is why you should be grateful every day and hope she doesn't bring it back

[neil swift @neilswift3]

Love split shifts getting back to find the customers have progressed to the cerebral palsy phase

[neil swift @neilswift3]

“@_Cameron_Peters: Why the fuck would anyone pay 80k for this http://t.co/wN18uhFJZP”because they can!!!

[neil swift @neilswift3]

@FrankieKelly07 I'm ruined!!! Get your face out

[neil swift @neilswift3]

I should be banned from the strip in magaluff ruined!!!

[neil swift @neilswift3]

@FrankieKelly07 since when did you start shopping in primark

[neil swift @neilswift3]

@FrankieKelly07 if it fucks floats or flys rent it

[neil swift @neilswift3]

Froch v Groves @ Ma Kelly's