neliahso

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[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

men with 2 hours of free time a week be like I Want To Date You

[ultras for sana ☭ @sanareplyguy]

my female ancestors watching me not have 5-10 children

[wick @sirwick23]

We don't have enough empathy for unemployed young people

[َ @o0u00o]

i want a boyfriend until i remember the gut wrenching feeling i get when im jealous

[THE ONLY 1P. @_1pmarie]

I really DO NOT call men’s phones. it feel like i’m getting down on my knees & begging a mf to answer.

[𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔞𝔪 𝔦. @FCKNABEJEE]

niggas think because you love them that you won’t leave them 😂

[Tubi @Tubi]

not everything needs a subscription, someones gotta hold it down for free

[*ೃ༄ 𝘚𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘦 @TuExToxicaFav]

Yo no quería contacto cero, yo quería casarme.

[TeamBear @TeamBear_4b]

Oh look- another Man kills his wife and wont get what he deserves!

[💔 @briaslide]

I’m cutting off the best dick I ever had in my whole life. This shit feel like I’m quitting Heroin

[amy @iamamarach]

Taylor saw that clarke was getting praised for whooping his ass and deleted that story real quick 😭

[neliahso @neliahso]

@mrcssampaio 😂😂

[ms @mrcssampaio]

quando você tá extremamente atrasado e pega um uber que respeita todas as leis de trânsito

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

Wait, before email existed… did people just leave work and nobody could contact them until the next day?

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

2019 vs 2026 subscription prices 🤯

netflix: $12.99 → $19.99

hulu: $11.99 → $21.49

disney+: $6.99 → $21.49

hbo: $14.99 → $18.49

total a month: $46.96 → $81.46

total a year: $563.52 → $977.52

[KTB @youluvktb]

i hope in 2027 i meet new people

[love @minionsdontcry]

Women who still believe in MEN's love, loyalty and trust

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

The economy is so bad right now. It’s making me fucking sick. What in the fuck do you mean people are skipping dinner, they are dipping into their 401k for rent and groceries…they are putting themselves in massive credit card debt? Something needs to fucking give…immediately.

[Favy🤎🩶 @Favourrrrr5]

one day you'll run into a guy you aren't attracted to, but he treats you right from the start and you'll force yourself to give him a chance, it's very important that you ignore him

[🦢 @loungingmee]

Women literally receive more shame for consensual sex than men do for rape…

And then women also get shamed for being raped.