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I tried to tell all my friends when I was a kid that I had powers And nobody wanted to believe me

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

There’s this episode of SpongeBob where he starts crying because he doesn’t want to be an adult anymore and just wants his grandma to make him cookies. That’s exactly how I feel right now.

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

how it feels to scroll twitter instead of tiktok

[Brian Mazurowski @BMaz1]

Loyal to the Crest

[Kristen Kimmick @Kimmick86]

So who is the Josh Allen of the Sabres?

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume youve seen

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Where can you buy those big ass coats that NFL QBs wear on the sideline

[Softboy @softboywin]

Sorry i didn't text you back i was pretending i didn't see it and i ended up actually forgetting

[Elmo @elmo]

Don't forget to take a nap today! Elmo knows you're going to need it!

[Buffalo Origin Story @BuffOriginStory]

It’s the law

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work

I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Demi Lovato dresses up as Poot for Halloween.

[Merit @_ejiro_m]

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can't.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me laughing at whatever the crackhead says so he don’t stab tf outta me

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when I take too many shrooms & start opening up to my labubu

[gabi ⭒ ⏾ @meoowrry]

happy anniversary whoevers celebrating

[Tina Bean (Go-Birds Version) 🦅✨ @cuddlybaer11]

I’m not even kidding get the fuck out of my way for this.

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

if i saw this i would not believe my eyes