sal

i like to be left alone

[. @furyofthegodz]

There will never be another

[Avatar Lorde @Chripotle]

her intelligence to think of this >>> EVERYDAY

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Open fart surgery

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i get so marnie off that tequila

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

He wasn’t calling you a raccoon face. He was talking about Kathy.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

the secret lives of mormon wives is gender studies but you guys aren’t ready for that conversation

[sal @sallyconway_]

Everybody say - thank you harry!!!!

[sal @sallyconway_]

South beach… sugar free…….

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Harry Styles performing “Aperture” at the #BRITs. https://t.co/z2Rz5Vmg8H

[sal @sallyconway_]

Whoopsie daisy yoohooooo

[RICKEY @rickeythompson]

THIS SHOW RIGHT HERE!!! WHEWWW! MY GIRL NANCY CAN’T GET A BREAK

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

While you are in high school I am in Brooklyn trying to survive in this economy!