Bruce Allen

unpaid NSA content provider

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

he's going to be a generational shitposter

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

the year is 2038. "meditation" has become the catch-all term for not looking at a screen. gen alpha influencers tout the benefits of "meditating" for 5 minutes a day. on the subreddit they discuss the significant risks posed by "meditating" for as long as an hour a day

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding?

Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I'm Hunter Biden. You've never actually heard from me.

[Bruce Allen @nellaecurb]

@rachanananana tbf, white and non-white weddings prob have a pretty similar outfit:event-time ratio

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

Whichever Apple engineer invented randomly making your alarms go silent needs to be fired

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Ants building a living bridge using their own bodies to invade a wasps nest

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

A genuinely good part of the old Republican aesthetic is how it sought to play down wealth, an impulse born from Protestant values. You can see this in how President George HW Bush both dressed and decorated his living spaces, including his time at the Oval Office.

[DRUSKI @druski]

Those Church Camp's hit different 😂

[Bruce Allen @nellaecurb]

@HellenicVibes @StephenPiment Next to impossible. Unless all of your personal belongings are purchased from companies with $0 marketing budget, then you’re undoubtedly a “conversion” for a marketer somewhere who is silently shaping the tastes, preferences, and habits of your entire friend group

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Never forget when Conor McGregor ended Draymond Green 😭😭

[Pata van Goon @basedalexandoor]

Salesforce park is a beautiful name for a korean baby

[Sonith @_sonith]

Cold email from @tylerthecreator to a record label in ‘08:

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

men love to show you a youtube video. it is a sign of deep respect in their culture

[Bruce Allen @nellaecurb]

@AP What makes one diamond more important than another?

[jason @jxnlco]

I worked a lot on my mental health and now I am no longer ambitious.

[Bruce Allen @nellaecurb]

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes

[lynz @lynziekate]

Early contender for photo of the year