Jess Allen

j’adore pénis x

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

All I have is yours all you have is mine X

[carmie sellitto @touchdalight]

@ElmoFilms i suddenly have feelings for you

[georgie @GlNAJADE]

I swear to god if they bring in Jacks ex girlfriend now and ruin Jack and Dani I will personally ask Eyal to curse her with his voodoo spirit shit #loveisland

[Elle Wilson @EllWilson01]

Hate it when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun like you don’t need shoes to run but it helps...

[carmie sellitto @touchdalight]

i feel like my heart is broken

[lilllllll @no1hedgehogfan]

Can hardly believe it’s real, but I have discovered Eyal singing ‘all about that bass’ and I’m screaming #loveisland

[Jess Allen @nellassej02]

17 minuets in and these accents have already give me a fat headache #loveisland

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

You have to be a real piece of shit to throw your garbage out your car window. I spent the whole day picking up trash along the highway as part of my community service for beating up my girlfriend & it’s really made me develop a hatred for scumbags who litter

[carmie sellitto @touchdalight]

my only talents are eating and putting myself in a bad mood

[carmie sellitto @touchdalight]

i would much rather someone shout abuse at me than be nice to me bc i get so awkward receiving compliments

[Keira Priestley @KeiraPriestley1]

if titanic ever gets remade @colesprouse better be playin jack

[Jess Allen @nellassej02]

@mitch_hookem Silly little boy

[Jess Allen @nellassej02]

@KeiraPriestley1 He’s still sexy

[Jess Allen @nellassej02]

@smodders76 @touchdalight Well I’m just saying he can play strip fortnite with me anyday of the week

[Jess Allen @nellassej02]

@spicer_george @KeiraPriestley1 @imjadebtw @touchdalight Me and you centre car park at 6

[Jess Allen @nellassej02]

@spicer_george @KeiraPriestley1 @imjadebtw @touchdalight I’ll knock you out n all George

[Jess Allen @nellassej02]

@mitch_hookem @KeiraPriestley1 @imjadebtw @touchdalight Mitch I’ll sparko you out

[Jess Allen @nellassej02]

@imjadebtw @touchdalight Jade you’re a bore fuck off

[daisy @daisy2017x]

just found the british equivalent of “stop i could of dropped my croissant”