NelsonGarfieldBolles

i am nelson garfield bolles and i bite my humans' feet in the middle of the night if my food bowl is empty.

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

SOS SOS SOS

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Tell the Nazis to assemble in Clitoris Park and let them get lost looking for it.

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

@TrubiskyElite @anderscarey @WakeUpSooner So humans aren't supposed to sleep? Wtf

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

you are fucking deranged https://t.co/YCICDdEj9F

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

After 200 days, rarely has any Administration achieved what we have achieved..not even close! Don't believe the Fake News Suppression Polls!

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

@piersmorgan @jk_rowling @astorey88 Omfg you're obsessed with her 😨

[Stephen Losey @StephenLosey]

Trans airman SSgt Logan Ireland on Trump's surprise ban: “I'd like to see them try to kick me out of my military." https://t.co/A8C274NZrN

[ACLU @ACLU]

#notaburden https://t.co/kIsKuqA4vH

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

twinsies https://t.co/qRkyR5dkio

[Cats and Kittens @catsnkittys]

OMG! Is this #cat for real?

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

hello aunt nat @nattylew

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

decided to not hit my sister tonight 🙄

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

Omfg miss u and I'm a cat https://t.co/itBr4YRprX

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

John McCain is an American hero & one of the bravest fighters I've ever known. Cancer doesn't know what it's up against. Give it hell, John.

[BG @TheBGates]

@TomiLahren Do hospitals / physicians accept liberty though? 🤔

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/Q3WjHuL7hd

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

Omg you're my twin https://t.co/Ae9vhaRbop

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

@TheEllenShow hey Ellen watch me boop my sister on the head because I don't like her.

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

can i haf your digits ma https://t.co/sKNHfFOS22

[Cats and Kittens @catsnkittys]

Stunning calico kitten...

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

Kelly plz retweet me

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

@klgrimes_ Hehe 😼

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

Mom just said she hopes Harley chews up dads shoes because he got drunk and left them by the door lolol I hope she does too

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I’m honored to be spending this 4th of July visiting our troops in Afghanistan.

[NelsonGarfieldBolles @nellybolles]

MY MOM WANTS TO KNOW WHO TAKES THE CANDID PHOTOS OF GIRLS ON FLOATIES LAUGHING PLZ DM IF U HAVE ANSWERS