jelly bean

bears aren't real and you can't convince me otherwise

[jelly bean @nellydeane]

!!!!!🙌🏼🙌🏼🔥🌈❣☮🌻🔮👑🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Sam @zo1oft]

Trying on jeans I start to understand the benefits of suicide

[erika @yeeeerika]

sean is short for parmesean cheese

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

If I can groove on a rainy day then I can groove on a dreamy day

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

they should let me in the zoo after hours i would be really responsible about it

[remand chic @our_jesse]

Can’t wait to log on to LinkedIn tomorrow for the ‘what the final mile of the london marathon taught me about b2b sales’ posts. Brace, brace, brace

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Not to be a hater back, but maybe it's time you go back to being Natalie and not named after those annoying pesky little bugs.

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Imagine eating a grape the size of your whole body. What luxury

[pj @pjayevans]

It’s perfect that the basketball bounces so the players don’t have to keep picking it up

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

BUMBACLARTS

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

if aimee lou wood ever changes her teeth in any way i'll have a public breakdown the likes of which this country has never seen

[p @pehyt0n]

networking (trying to find friends with a boat)

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

To ask Israel to accept a two state solution with the people who held a boisterous baby murder parade is sheer lunacy.

[Ollie Davis @Ollie_Davis]

On the same day that Hamas paraded coffins of two babies, their mother, and an 84-year-old peace activist.

Go fuck yourself and every cunt that supports you.

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

actually i think the elephant really ties the room together

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread

[maf ♟️ @mistylante]

big is moving to guadalajara

[Cian ☘️🇾🇪 @Cian_McGivern]

That first TAKE ME THERE is gonna hit like crack

[Lucius @LuciusTheSaint]

cigarettes but they have protein in them

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Tom Hardy says it’s definitely worth getting your own pic of your local supermarket’s festive opening times.

“You can’t rely on Google,” he advised