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Intellectually curious mixed bag

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

“Skim-ability is the new Steve-ability.” #LetThemSpeak

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

“You’re mad at me, but people out here have to change their names and turn their wigs around.”

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

“The first time they told me the catch of the day of chicken parm, let’s be clear.” #dubT

[The Roanoke Rambler @roanoke_rambler]

SCOOP: Roanoke judge Onzlee Ware was gone for months after being accused of trading legal help for sex.

It turns out Virginia's Judicial Inquiry and Review Commission suspended Ware, who's agreed to be monitored by the state agency for the next year. https://t.co/U1Jl0kMtsU

[Graham Moomaw @gmoomaw]

A Roanoke judge has been MIA for months after being accused of trading legal advice for sex.

He’s still getting paid almost $8.5K every 2 weeks, but nobody will say where he went.

Great reporting from @roanoke_rambler

https://t.co/wAObdW5e3W

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

@justgobble Chicken nugget Thursday, Sarah!!! Chicken nugget Thursday!!!

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

@zee_krstic Proud of you, friend!!!

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

“He’s like a spray tan blood hound.”

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

Just cruel

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

20 GOP-led states are suing the USDA over a rule from the agency that prohibits discrimination against LGBTQ students in free school lunch programs. The AGs argue schools have the right to deny queer and trans kids lunch money.
https://t.co/xM3IGonUIB

[A. H. @a_h_reaume]

Roe v. Wade is based on the 'right to privacy.' If the majority opinion by SCOTUS suggests that the constitution does not protect the right to privacy... that affects a WHOLE lot of other decisions. Buckle up - this is the beginning of a lot of potential ugliness.
A thread.

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

“And you can hear that she isn’t hydrated. That’s a medical condition.” #OverHeard #ASMR

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Tampa police sent notices to landlords when their tenants were arrested or stopped by officers, and pushed for their eviction.

Roughly 90 percent of the 1,100 flagged by the police were Black — and lost their homes even when charges were later dropped.

https://t.co/oABQGuJfh9

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Where we live, your child must receive vaccinations against diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis, mumps, measles, rubella, polio, Haemophilus influenza type (Hib), hepatitis B, and varicella in order to attend school. Don't remember any big fight over these.

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

@ibeez_jaypee Giiiiiiiiirl do not play w my emotions like this!!!! We need new Bey STAT and it would be a dream if it were this week

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

@justgobble Mom and Harrison both sweat by a cordless Dyson they have at Sams!

[Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris]

Dear playwrights,

I got money to start producing plays so that talented authors can get their work produced or at least developed. I prefer work people say isn’t producible.

The first play I helped produce w this money was a Pulitzer finalist.

Hit me up.

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

@DoughtySports Any idea when the last time they were in the top three, let alone second?

[Kyle Ford @KFordCB9]

Here’s the roll call for the joint resolutions that simply gave Virginians the chance to vote on whether or not the Constitution of Virginia should contain language banning same-sex marriage. Let’s not forget how people voted even though the amendment is currently unenforceable.

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

@zeeeeats But what was the article 👀👀

[nelson helm @nelson_helm]

This is absolutely wild (but go get vaccinated Ohio!!!)

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

Two weeks from tonight on May 26th, we will announce a winner of a separate drawing for adults who have received at least their first dose of the vaccine. This announcement will occur each Wednesday for five weeks, and the winner each Wednesday will receive one million dollars.