Matt Nelson

Girl Meets World writer/producer, former Boy Meets World writer/producer. College teacher. Hi.

[Matt Nelson @nelsonmc]

I think it’s time for us to retire the overused expression “game changer.” If we did, it would be a real game changer.

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People in horror movies have the worst cell phone coverage ever.

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My friend Jeff Kober—a brilliant actor—wrote this impressive, beautiful, and textured movie. Congrats, Jeff!

[Jeff Kober @jeffkober]

So proud of this film. Leslie Hope is masterful. (As are all these others tagged below.)

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@mogaffney Brilliant, Mo, just perfect.

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I wanted a fortune, not a demand.

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@Ohaskell Nicely done.

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A report came out saying you shouldn’t get too much exercise during the coronavirus quarantine. I think I’m okay.

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@ReformedBroker Hey Josh, a report came out saying you shouldn’t get too much exercise during the quarantine. The most I’ve moved is from the couch to the kitchen—I think I’m all right. But I just wanted to make sure you’re not quarantining in beast mode.

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@WillieGarson @benandjerrys Excellent. Thank you, Willie. That makes more sense. Another pint to go.

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I just read some disheartening news. A pint of @benandjerrys ice cream is supposed to be three servings. I guess I’ve been doing it wrong for the past fifteen years or so.

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@KeikoAgena The way you awkwardly tried to greet Jessica Whitly and slid by her, embarrassed, uttering “okayy,” was brilliant.

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There are 400 different types of the Advil brand at the grocery store. I asked the pharmacist, “What’s the difference between these five boxes of Advil?” He said, “Nothing.” Which makes me wonder: Why are there 400 different types of the Advil brand at the grocery store?

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@AnahiBustillos Great looking Audible commercial. Nice job.

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@BlutmanMark @KiddeSafety Ha. You know me too well.

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In 300 years, when I am long gone, this annoying @KiddeSafety smoke/CO alarm will still be chirping. Yes, I read the manual. Yes, I called support.

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I’ve never heard a short “long story short.��

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My last Google search: “How long does apple pie last?”

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@daniellefishel Yes, hilarious, precisely. I didn’t just slap this outfit together. The word “ensemble” made me laugh out loud.

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I spilled 1000 Island dressing on my shirt. I don’t think anyone will notice.

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@AndyNelsonEugOR Thought so. Thank you for confirming.