Nelson Spradlin

Community Inactivist and Engineer

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

You know what really irritates me? When I'm walking in or out of a store and some a**hole hits some kind of dam* key fob and blares their dam*ed horn at me. I just have an intense desire to kick someone's a**. Fortunately for me, I can never figure out who does it.

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@marklevinshow I've been freezing my sperm for years. It happens every damn winter.

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@UNDEFEATED_BRO Don't burn bridges, burn rubber going across them and watch them disappear in the rear-view mirror...

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@w_terrence Hopefully someone sterilized that thing before handling it...

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@UNDEFEATED_BRO Let us all be grateful for gratitude...

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@UNDEFEATED_BRO There are no doors, only gateways, Grasshopper.

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@DerekBarge Elections are all ready up for the task. How many people voted against Putin in their last pseudo- elections?

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

Why can we not just go back to solar time and keep the governments out of it? Let every organization and individual set their own schedules again...

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@UNDEFEATED_BRO Let us all use motivation with navigation... It is a good combination.

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@DerekBarge @mikeroweworks He is one of the best things to ever happen in our country. I hope all high school kids listen to him.

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@UNDEFEATED_BRO Keep on truck'n.

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@DerekBarge Evidently, it's not just an Arkansas thing.

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

Why does NYC need to spend a lot of money to open a lot of stores to run all the other stores out of business? If they give them some spots Walmart will do the same thing for free.

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@DerekBarge Do they still have an 800 number? Asking for an eldery friend...

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@DerekBarge He knows a virus scare when he sees it. He also understands fake statistics.

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@UNDEFEATED_BRO Risk is O.K. but cash is king...

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@DerekBarge ...or earn some much-needed income and publish Mein Kampf...

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@UNDEFEATED_BRO Walk it off! Walk it off! Don't rub it! Walk it off!

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@UNDEFEATED_BRO I fail in my attempt to understand your meaning at this time but will be working on it.

[Nelson Spradlin @nelsonspradlin]

@DerekBarge It's a bit redundant if true.