Brandon Ferretti

Find me on BlueSky. ✌️Here for the gay lingo and board games. Living that little monster life.

[Brandon Ferretti @neo999955]

Anyway, as the US continues to self-destruct, I’m deleting this app. Fuck Elon and Trump.

Find me here: https://t.co/d9qORgNl0M

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Barrack Obama responding to Trevor Noah 😂😭

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’

Me in 1995:

[Ally @Ella88492836]

Even the tea is shocked 😭😭🤣🤣

[₿RØWŃ🍁🥷 @_YKbrown]

12 years ago, Chloe had NO IDEA she'd become the internet's most iconic reaction.😂

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Amy Acton is not going high when Vivek Ramaswamy goes low.

And that’s why she’s going to win.

[Jack Linnehan @JackLinnehan]

He is the funniest man alive, and the 2nd funniest person alive behind the woman who sits next to him and Kareem at the end

[jio 🦊 @ji0graphic]

gay guys be like i’m going to a concert

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

dumping a 10 over the phone while having a unibrow has got to feel so good .. i’m back to liking him again

[Warren @swd2]

First they said Talarico was gay, then we all saw his smoke show girlfriend.

Then they said he was a vegan, but every other photo is of him eating ribs or a giant turkey leg.

I think they might be full of shit and just really bad at this.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

scared her into a back bend i’m crying😭

[໊ @buffys]

someone said if wanda wanted to find her kids all
she has to do is check grindr 😭😭😭

[s.m. 🛩🇯🇵 10/28 @smtorama]

There's no other correct answer

[Jenni @hashjenni]

And this is what companies are dumping millions into instead of paying actual people livable wages 😭

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “So do you guys think the bird was actually for sale or no”

[Wes @alifefilmodic]

It takes THREE TRIES for the owner to answer the question "was there a price tag on it?" and he doesn't even fully answer. #teamkelly

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

One of the greatest moments in Capitol history.

When Laura Loomer attempted to disrupt a hearing, Missouri Rep. Bill Long, who is a real auctioneer, began calling a fake auction to drown her out until she was escorted her out.

He then yields to laughter.