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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.

Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.

Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.

People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.

Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.

He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.

That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.

There is a name for it.

So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.

The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.

And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.

Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.

And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.

Just another joke at our expense.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I am deeply saddened to learn of a New Yorker's death in City custody following a court appearance in the Bronx. My heart is with his loved ones, who are facing this unimaginable loss.

The Department of Correction and its oversight partners will investigate the circumstances of this death. Every person in City custody deserves to be treated with dignity and care, and our administration remains committed to ensuring that happens.

[MOD SUN @MODSUN]

Backseat daydreams…

“2am” is out now 🎥

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s illegal for landlords to:

- Lock you out or evict you without a court order.

- Shut off your heat, hot water, electricity, or other essential services to force you out of your home.

- Retaliate against you for reporting unsafe conditions or exercising your tenant rights.

- Leave serious health and safety hazards, like mold, unrepaired.

- Discriminate against you because of your race, disability, or other protected characteristics.

[MOD SUN @MODSUN]

Go to my last Instagram post + comment “2am” + I’ll dm you the full song + video before anyone else sees or hears it <3

[MOD SUN @MODSUN]

7 years ago I really was a junkie, that’s crazy. I’m so much cooler now sober.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Australian broadcaster on hot mic after Trump crashes Spain’s World Cup trophy presentation: “They’re gonna edit him out of that”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mamdani: *Coughs* It’s just a bad cough.

Garcia-Navarro: Have you had it checked out?

Mamdani: I have. That’s why I believe in Medicare for All. Everyone can check it out.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hunter Biden: “I look at Zohran Mamdani and I go: there’s a leader. He made promises and you know what he did? He kept them. He’s lowering rent, he’s building co-op grocery stores, pre-kindergarten. That’s all people care about. He’s really, really good”

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Over the past month, New York City has welcomed the world.

From neighborhood watch parties to the stadium, we’ve celebrated the communities that make our city the global capital of the beautiful game.

Today, we close out a historic World Cup, proud of how New Yorkers showed up every step of the way.

[💅🏻💦 🎹🕺🏡 @ttmd__19XX]

this escalated quickly 💿

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Congratulations Spain!

[💅🏻💦 🎹🕺🏡 @ttmd__19XX]

😙✌🏻

@machinegunkelly

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

He. Doesn’t. Miss.

Zohran rejects his own approved pay raise.

I’d be terrified if I were Mike Johnson too.

[MOD SUN @MODSUN]

1 year ago I filmed a podcast about where I wanted to be in a year. It’s crazy the amount of change that has happened. Check it out. Thank you for having me @allihagendorf

https://t.co/zAI3fdrHMq

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Wow, gender affirming care

[𝖍𝖆𝖓 @hanestxx]

he really said fix your FUCKING FACE

[Smiley Toni w/ the Curls🚬 @HippyHawking]

I love Kells and Wiz’s friendship so much!! 🤣🤣🫶🏾🫶🏾

[MOD SUN @MODSUN]

I believe my next single “2AM” is a #1

I really do. Whatever happens out the gate is awesome but I know the potential of where this song can go so I will push it as long as it takes.

The first 48 hours of the release is really important though + I need yall to stream it crazy