Clouded Bleppard

genderambivalent elderdyke fake farmer
literally just a taurus ΘΔ

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@___em5ii quality CPR outside the hospital is only successful about 10-12% of the time. You did well.

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@fiitzamber THIS LIL SHIT RIGHT HERE omggggg

[Marty Fields @Martyfields]

Back in 2004 my wife and I were the victims of a terrifying home invasion that left us mentally scarred and unable to sleep. But our daughter’s 22 now and we’ve actually grown quite fond of her.

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@pmamtraveller Stand Still Stay Silent! Good enough webcomic that I got it in hard copy when she printed it

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@cisnistr wet as the ocean and ejaculating

kinda miss that, but didn't like some of the other effects, so I stopped

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@inhunenthusiast you're welcome 🥰

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@strategy_rpg me: wow look how graceful and beautiful my wife is
also me: oh whoops I'm totally watching her pee

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@ObservAstrology that means we both are, how apropos

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@soulwhisperingh ope that explains the road rage

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@techhsiren flashback to the "no-no square" song lmao

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@on_da_spectrum and then they get old and their voice does the Thing and it's really funny!

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@shawtyastrology I like to say I flirt like a hammer :)

[Order of the Coif @JusticeTyrwhit]

I just watched the 1935 movie Midsummer Night's Dream, I can see why Mickey Rooney (playing Puck) was so absurdly successul. His giggly, bitey weird boy energy is so deranged, and yet he is absolutely nailing the meter, far better than many adult actors do.

Long live the Mick

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@foolsdeliverer oh it's gonna be GOOD

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well I was gonna get ready for the week today, but I appear to be pinned down by something

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@MindBodyBronx No one takes care of me like me.

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@asshat35 THANK YOU

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@glamourrcruelty what? I just see a woman brandishing her weapons

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@bIuerotunda my process in reading a Hobb book: "gawd this prose is flowery. I don't know if I'll be able to get into this one"
three hours later: hhhhHHHHH DAMMIT FITZCHIVALRY