N'oiseaux

She/her. If you think I'm tweeting about you, no you don't.

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

[N'oiseaux @neozzily]

Confessions of love via NYT Mini

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

An artist:

(1) bought an Andy Warhol drawing for $20,000

(2) made 999 high-quality forgeries of it

(3) shuffled them together

(4) sold each of the 1,000 drawings for $250 each

"If you pay your $250 maybe you’ll get the original $20,000 Warhol, but you’ll never know."

[latke @latkedelrey]

sometimes life hands you lemons… and then even when life stops handing you lemons you think lemons are all you deserve so you start buying the lemons yourself… it’s important to realize when you’re the one handing yourself lemons

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Please do not learn to be normal about your romantic feelings. They are supposed to render you abnormal. You are meant to be deranged by them.

[ria ?! @v3nomousse]

i hate when post yap clarity hits and i realize i overshared

[N'oiseaux @neozzily]

Absolutely humbling to get pegged as american from “bonjour” and “merci” alone

[chi @ChiThukral]

i think leap day should be a internationally observed holiday - you’re telling me we get an extra day every FOUR years and we have to work?? that doesn’t sit right w me

[N'oiseaux @neozzily]

I never think about the friend I stopped talking to last year except to assume all her instagram stories are to give FOMO to *specifically* me

[N'oiseaux @neozzily]

Tough to explain the joy I get from when my friends are brutally broken up with by men who are absolute trash. I don’t get to say it but it gives me such optimism that they will one day find someone who cherishes them correctly.

[N'oiseaux @neozzily]

Today I met the embodiment of why the world hates americans

[nn. @eternaldroplets]

maybe not everyone can bloom as a flower & maybe the world doesn't need everyone to be a flower. maybe the world needs more grass, cactus, or more eucalyptus. maybe i am meant to be a pine tree. maybe blooming beautifully is never a requirement for living. we just need to grow.

[N'oiseaux @neozzily]

@emilykmay Highly recommend using a local buynothing facebook group for this kind of thing! Helps to give it away to someone who is excited to take it!

[Karl (RIP ) @supersat]

the free market delivers

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

oh you’re not automatically in a better mood because it’s snowing? you have lost your childlike sense of joy and wonder at a world blanketed in sparkling snow? that sucks man

[aria the ninth @An_Aria_Blooms]

"you sit like a girl" "you punch like a girl" "you dress like a girl" okay but when I'm actually a girl now everyone has a problem

[N'oiseaux @neozzily]

Breakup szn ig jfc

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I’ll be productive when I get home”

when I get home:

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

do people even live like they did in seinfeld anymore… 40 years old, highly neurotic, dating around, baggy clothes, cereal, barging in and around etcetera

[samantha @milkygoddess]

at the function asking everyone what their rose and thorn of the day was