Neptunemonkey

Probably up to no good, engaging in hijinks, or hooliganism. She/her.

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This truck is definitely full of drugs

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So hard to find friends with a bone saw and free time.

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Why why why do people list things for sale without dimensions?!

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Maybe wearing cheetah print will help?

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WAY TO GO 🩷HI💚!!!!

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@neontiger31 Who isn't kale

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Are we still massaging kale?

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@danielrhorton I hadn't even heard about this mission- I need to pay more attention!!

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@Sedmach Oh no..

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My decision maker is busted but my over thinker is running at 2X capacity

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WANTED: Someone to agonize over the minutiae of my upcoming trip so I can focus on procrastinating in peace

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@neontiger31 For work or squirrels

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If there's anything you can't imagine quitting, you should probably quit that for a while.

[Rachel Coyle @RachelCoyleOhio]

#Ohio friends — If you still have "No on Issue 1" signs from August, TAKE THEM DOWN!

If you see those signs in public spaces like roadways, TAKE THEM DOWN!

We need Ohioans to vote YES ON ISSUE 1 this November. YES for abortion rights and personal freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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I think Elon is mad I blocked him

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@BreakingBad_Co Supply and demand. Who's your siracha guy?

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The temptation is there

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@neontiger31 That looks pretty legit to me. I got a generic one in the fridge that's way too red

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So proud of you Ohio! 💙

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

I've seen enough: in a major victory for the pro-choice side, Ohio Issue 1 (a measure to raise the threshold to pass a state constitutional amendment to 60%) fails.

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Meet me at the mushroom fountain
#Bonnaroo

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My puppy chewed my charging cord. Shockingly, it still works.