Corey Dvorkin

Canadian. Arsenal FC. Comic collector, happy dad. Morissey & Marr. Fan of rum.

[Mr Stache @MrStache9]

I wonder how much the FedLibs are paying the already paid off media to call Canada's Recession, a "Techinical Recession"? You don't have "Technical Cancer", you don't have a "Techical Blizzard", you don't have a " Technical Divorce Decree". What horse shit, actually.

[Corey Dvorkin @nerd_basement]

@DirtbaggeryBR Great book

[Corey Dvorkin @nerd_basement]

@BGatesIsaPyscho She just needs TP for her bunghole

[Robertus @Robertus49BC]

@FoodProfessor Canada has become the US's crazy ex-girlfriend. Ottawa doesn't know what it wants other than the US to be unhappy.

[Kate Cornell @KateCornell]

Can I just buy a copy of Word? I shouldn't have to pay for it every year. The subscription model has ruined everything.

[Shelley Crowley🇨🇦 @MrsDrBee]

This letter is 21 years old. And this is who is on the PM’s “council”?

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

If a guy screams "Heil Hitler!" in your face, you're not going to accomplish anything by debating the finer points of the Rhineland occupation. Similarly, if someone is shrieking for intifada, they don't care in the slightest that their genocide libel is fake. They've announced what they value, and it isn't the truth.

[Corey Dvorkin @nerd_basement]

@JesseBrown and a Hezbollah flag

[Corey Dvorkin @nerd_basement]

@ryangerritsen You get the government you vote for

[Old Canada Series @oldcanadaseries]

Pamela Anderson doing a Labatt’s beer ad in 1989 🇨🇦

[Corey Dvorkin @nerd_basement]

@VivianBercovici @MarkJCarney Hezbollah flag should be an automatic arrest

[ᜰ @markklfc]

Emmanuel Petit on Arsenal's defeat in the final:

🗣️ “I'm sorry, but Arsenal were not beaten by PSG. They were beaten by inconsistency.

Kvaratskhelia gets a penalty for contact, but Madueke gets clipped in extra time and somehow it's play on. Make it make sense.

Football cannot have two different rulebooks in the same final.

All Arsenal fans wanted was the same standard at both ends of the pitch.

I've seen softer penalties given all season long.

The painful part is that we'll never know what happens if that decision goes Arsenal's way.

And that's what makes this so frustrating. Arsenal were denied the chance to decide the final on equal terms.

PSG may have lifted the trophy, but the biggest talking point of the night wasn't football it was the officiating.”

[Mark Goldfeder @MarkGoldfeder]

The thing about real genocides is that they are not hard to prove.

[Gabiola @gabiola442]

Meet Benny White: elite partying lore of this man:
—Chucked Ødegaard’s £1,200 glasses right into the crowd without a second thought.
—Bullied Rice into performing "Rice, Rice Baby."
—​Joyful sang "Hincapie, get your bumm out."
—Someone pelted a burger at the parade bus, and he genuinely just ate it.

​You actually cannot convince me there is a bigger legend in the game of partying than him. Ultimate GOAT behavior. 🐐🥳

[Quincy 🥷🏽🏆 @afcquincy]

Knew the officiating was bad but I didn’t know it was this bad yesterday

[Leviathan @l3v1at4an]

A shocking video of a man upset with police in Salaberry-De-Valleyfield, QC for allowing protestors to march in a residential neighborhood.

As he walks off, police suddenly attack him from behind & beat him down to the delight of the terrorist sympathizing crowd.

[Keean Bexte @TheRealKeean]

Someone call Jeff Bezos and let him know that Canada has a spare launch pad for him!

[Corey Dvorkin @nerd_basement]

@shouq_al90149 Alaska