Jordan Sparrow, M.S.

Nap influencer | Cat Mom | Trivia 👑 | Academic | Ph.D pending

[Jordan Sparrow, M.S. @nerd_for_lyfe]

I really expected for the Bermuda Triangle to be a much bigger problem in my adult life than it actually is

[Jordan Sparrow, M.S. @nerd_for_lyfe]

Next time I think it’s a good idea to be a full-time PhD student and full-time professor, someone stop me.

[Brie Larson @brielarson]

When you’re a superhero but also an introvert.

[Jordan Sparrow, M.S. @nerd_for_lyfe]

@Yajayra54 That’s…. Where I am

[Jordan Sparrow, M.S. @nerd_for_lyfe]

Tis the season… for mental breakdowns

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Let me be clear: the rich do not need more tax breaks.

[Dr. Cat Hicks | grimalkina.bsky.social @grimalkina]

What if we just took the rest of the year off after Thankgiving tho

[Jordan Sparrow, M.S. @nerd_for_lyfe]

@Yajayra54 ✨De´pressed ✨

[Jordan Sparrow, M.S. @nerd_for_lyfe]

Am I depressed, or just listening to too much T-Swift? Guess we’ll never know 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jordan Sparrow, M.S. @nerd_for_lyfe]

@KarenKilgariff you are the first person I thought of when I watched this video https://t.co/kyhVmm6uxz

[Helen Yu @YuHelenYu]

The power of #Engineering. Can you figure out the neural network piece?
#AI #NeuralNetworks #DeepLearning
#100DaysOfCode #data #datascience #Cloud
#IoT #technology #fintech #MachineLearning

[Jordan Sparrow, M.S. @nerd_for_lyfe]

90% of my day consists of sending @dehn_hannah memes over varying platforms

[celia @vinylfolklore]

no taylor swift didn’t re-release a 9 year old album because “she can’t get over her ex”, she re-released a 9 year old album because A MAN STOLE HER MUSIC AND SHE WANTS TO HAVE IT BACK

[kei @derpschanel]

MAYBE WE GOT LOST IN TRANSLATION MAYBE I ASKED FOR TOO MUCH BUT MAYBE THIS THING WAS A MASTERPIECE TIL YOU TORE IT ALL UP RUNNING SCARED I WAS THERE IT ALL TOOO WEELLLLLLL #RedTaylorsVersion

[Jordan Sparrow, M.S. @nerd_for_lyfe]

Me listening to Red at 17. Also me listening to #RedTaylorsVersion at 26

[Yajayra @Yajayra54]

Taylor Swift is the only person I want to listen sing in my ears for 10 minutes straight OH MY GOD ALL TOO WELL

[Jordan Sparrow, M.S. @nerd_for_lyfe]

@taylorswift13 is the greatest lyricist of all time. This is the hill I choose to die on #RedTaylorsVersion

[Jordan Sparrow, M.S. @nerd_for_lyfe]

@Yajayra54 We should compare notes on Saturday