todd mullins

You can't win. Time to start figuring out how not to lose.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

"Remember hate is always foolish. And love is always wise. Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind."

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

All that build up for a cantrip that critically missed, WELCOME TO #DnD, BABY!!!!

#themightynein

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

Yo, @Xbox @XboxSupport, it's the opposite of "Pre-Install" if I have to download the rest of the game when I first open it. #Ground

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

@vortexisnt @waffe_l bonemarr0w, need i say more?

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

That's not Amy Adams!!!!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

💙@VP JD Vance marked a powerful moment at the White House on Friday — celebrating his mom Bev's 10 years of sobriety with their family. Congratulations! 🎉

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

The fact that you're taking a weekend off is why you lose, @JamesTate121.

Just saying.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Hands off is only going to grow. Deal with it MAGA cult. You are outnumbered.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

Cheese burger flavored toothpaste is just too much to ask for I guess.

[TIME @TIME]

TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species https://t.co/LQtosdfiEf

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

So I'm 17 chapters into Black Box, and I don't know @JasonKPargin. I mean, I just don't know...

Are you right? Are you wrong? Is it relevant?

Good book, tho.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

This is Schumer saying $5000 and now @amyklobuchar is saying less than $4000 at the same time? They really need to get together on this.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

The Trump tariff tax will cost the average family nearly $4,000 per year — the largest middle-class tax increase since 1968, all while congressional Republicans are voting on a budget that gives more tax breaks to the wealthy.

The American people deserve better.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

Remember kids:

Wars are only ever about two things, land and resources.

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

China restricts exports of seven rare earth metals to all countries.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

An important thing to remember about the #stockmarketcrash is that they are disappearing college students off the street in broad daylight and you're not talking about it anymore.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

How are those courts victories you keep saying you're getting going for ya, @TheDemocrats?

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

NEWS: Chief Justice John Roberts has issued an administrative stay pausing the court order requiring Kilmer Abrego Garcia, a man wrongfully sent to an El Salvadoran prison camp, to be returned by midnight tonight.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

@Sara23_67 @TheDemocrats @JoeBiden You're an idiot.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

What @TheDemocrats need to admit right now is:

If they hadn't tried so hard to shield @joebiden from criticism, we could have had an actual primary and this guy would be President right now.

That's why we're here.

[State of the Union @CNNSOTU]

.@GovTimWalz on his political future: “I'm certainly thinking about running again in Minnesota, if that's what they want. I am not thinking about running in 2028. And my advice to folks is, if in this moment you're planning for 2028, you're going to get rolled by the people in the streets. You just need to be out there making sure you're helping and doing things like Cory Booker's doing, doing things like Bernie Sanders, AOC, things that we see people out talking to folks.”

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

It's crazy how they made a slogan.

[Congresswoman Sarah McBride @Rep_McBride]

While we know Donald Trump thinks he can place his hands anywhere, Delaware has a clear message for him: Hands off our Social Security. Hands off our Medicare. Hands off our Medicaid. #HandsOff

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

It took McCain over 60 votes and a brain tumor to finally do the right thing, so...

[Senator Dick Durbin @SenatorDurbin]

I remember the night that Republican Senator John McCain helped save the Affordable Care Act.

He walked on to the Senate floor and lifted his arm just enough to flash a thumbs down.

America is going to need more McCain Moments to save health care.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

@GorillaSandRace Film Twitter is absolutely full of 8 year olds.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

I'm definitely no longer taking #FilmTwitter seriously if they're surprised the movie BASED ON MINECRAFT had a big opening weekend.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

As he does more tv, watch how the crowd slowly starts to add "/Walz" to what they say.

[Robert Welch II @WelchRobII]

"Nobody really expected him to actually do this."

Except every Harris/Walz voter who told you he was going to do this.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

BREAKING NEWS: It's the fourth one because #Democrats point it out and then immediately drop the ball in spectacular fashion. Every. Single. Time.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Exactly, it's time to start pointing it out.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

I keep thinking these are Jeopardy questions.

Pick a new format.

[todd mullins @nerdfakingcool]

Hey @Xbox @XboxGamePass,

Explain why I can play a portion of my purchased library thru the cloud on a @MetaQuestVR headset, BUT NOT on the actual #XBox console made to play the game? Like, cool service, 10/10, but explain the logic behind such a backwards release?