Dan

Data Janitor. Go Bills.

[Dan @nerdrock]

I like how, according to their commercials, the decision to consume @reddsappleale always follows head trauma.

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

There's a bit in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (written in 1979) where the heroes come upon an intergalactic flight has been grounded for thousands of years.

Its automated systems told it not to launch until it was fully stocked up with lemon-soaked paper napkins, for the comfort of its passengers. But the surrounding civilization collapsed, and the napkins never arrived.

Consequently it put all the passengers into hibernation (waking them once every few hundred years for coffee and biscuits) until such time as another civilization might arise, and restock its lemon-soaked paper napkins.

The Guide is a more accurate and prophetic account of modernity than most Very Serious Science Fiction writers could dream of creating.

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

Remember when Mr. T sang this Mother’s Day song? No? Let me refresh your memory. 🎶🎶🎶

[Dan @nerdrock]

@Paigerific22 i flipped a coin

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

JOSH ALLEN WITH THE GREATEST DRUM OF ALL TIME‼️

#LetsGoBuffalo | @BuffaloBills

[Dan @nerdrock]

@briangaar and for context, i can't even imagine if it's more or less cringey than my actual FF1 tattoo.

[Dan @nerdrock]

@briangaar Behold : car parked next to me back in 2020.

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Keegan Hall @KeeganHall]

Over 6 months.
Hundreds of faces.
One of the most challenging drawings I’ve ever done.

Here’s the full time-lapse video of my drawing of @McIlroyRory winning @TheMasters.

#TheMasters

[Dan @nerdrock]

@TheDemocrats WHAT A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO FUNDRAISE AND MAYBE BROWBEAT SOME WORKING CLASS PEOPLE THATLL WORK

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

They found a few throwback jerseys in the locker room

[🦆 @cookinquack]

Winning the Heisman and national championship while likely going #1 overall and then shooting your shot at Alyssa Liu with a Fortnite sponsorship.

Early front runner for white boy the year

[Klara @klara_sjo]

There will be no WW3.

They've abandoned numbered releases and switched to a live service model with seasonal events.

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

Free idea for SPACEBALLS 2: Pizza the Hut has a cool, badass son named Sunglass the Hut who is always wearing shades.

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

Are they an official Nintendo partner? As a consumer, this makes me less likely to buy Nintendo products. Please explain. Thank you.

@Nintendo @NintendoAmerica

[Dan @nerdrock]

@NVIDIAGFN Get Dead - Fire Sale

[Dan @nerdrock]

@ZoidCTF Similarly my friend was the dude that put in the ultimate Kombat Kode into MK3 to unlock Smoke at our local shopping mall.

[Dan @nerdrock]

@PlayOverwatch you're going to milk players out of even more loot box cash than you did with diablo on phones aren't you

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

Americans don’t have free healthcare because we have to fight Israel’s wars or else the Mossad will release the videos they have of our politicians screwing kids

[skip @skiplogic]

my new arc raiders meme 🤔