Parth

My clothes have travelled to more countries than me.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

love how we say "slept like a baby" when babies are, objectively speaking, the worst demographic of sleepers

[Tulip King 🌷 @tulipking]

i look forward to our chinese brothers liberating the knowledge from within fable-5 and selling it to me at 5% the cost & 2x the speed

[zak🪡 @ZakKnowsBall]

don’t bid for the world cup if you don’t want the WORLD to be part of the world cup

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

Hunter Biden found Twitter engagement and realized it’s better than crack

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Leclerc’s therapist right now

[Parth @nerdvana_42]

And the hope continues...
#MustBeTheWater

[Charles Leclerc @Charles_Leclerc]

Here to stay ❤️ @ScuderiaFerrari

[mariam @maryooomaaa_]

This season has made me realise that people hate arsenal more than they love their own teams and that’s truly embarrassing 😭

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is what the older generations should try and do more often

[Halal Wyler 🏆 @Shamsdale]

Crazy that Crystal Palace have had a better season than Manchester United.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please stop. I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the em dash is no longer the clearest sign of ai-generated writing.

honestly? it’s this.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Now that Arsenal are out of the way, does anyone know what channel the Bruno Fernandes assist trophy lift is on?

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bottle this feeling 🍾

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Football should bring people together, not shut them out.

For the first time since the competition began, fans won’t be able to watch the Champions League final for free. That’s not right.

This is bigger than wanting to watch Arsenal in this historic final. It’s bigger than one club.

Hardworking people shouldn’t have to fork out for a subscription to watch this match.

I urge TNT Sports to reconsider and make the final next Saturday free to watch.

[KidFromKigali @Kidfromkigali]

It’s time to put arteta in the Obama conversations

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

COYG 💥

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

22 long years for the Arsenal.

But finally, we’re back where we belong.

Champions!