ashley

don't bro me if you don't know me

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

@AmazingPhil Sperm from a mammoth's LEG? Elephants EGGS??? Phil why

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

@danielhowell Omg have you seen this though https://t.co/VCqzh1DdEe

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

How many toothbrushes does a family need omg?

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

After an anxious morning drivin to the airport nothing says "welcome home" like gettin stuck in traffic bc 3 turkeys are crossin the road

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

@reillycook Time - $priceless

[relatable @byreIatable]

Can someone explain to me how some college students are traveling all over the world and I just used quarters for gas

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

#beautyhack use face/setting powder in lieu of dry shampoo if ur out

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

@reillycook @DailyCuteDoggo omfg im crYING she would totally do this dont forget socks she doesnt want her puppers' feet to get cold

[justine @biticonjustine]

everytime i cancel any plan with my dad he does this whole thing to me and i realize where my extra-ness comes from

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

@symmetry_fast 😍😍😍 I see this in my dreams

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

I thought I was too old to swallow my gum but today has proven me wrong

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

@icarolynn418 Get on my level

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

@GIRLposts @icarolynn418 lmaoo

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

@definitelyagirl What a wiener

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

hello everyone you're talking to a celebrity i've been discovered

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

I come back from school and my parents deadass have a foodie bag vacuum sealer machine

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

I just wanted everyone to know that yesterday a bird landed on me head

[ashley @nerdydumpling]

@marsipan_ Fr I'm like what do I do now