Your_Favourite_Swahili_Girl

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[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

I'm literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

Cancer surgeon here. People like to point out that childfree women have a slightly increased risk for breast cancer without mentioning they have ZERO risk for:

- Perineal tears + fecal incontinence
- Preeclampsia
- Amniotic fluid embolism 
- Bladder, uterine, or rectal prolapse
- Diastasis recti
- Peripartum cardiomyopathy
- Postpartum depression
- Chronic pain from pelvic nerve damage

Stop shaming childfree women and start appreciating that families come in many flavors.

[olawunmi🫧 @the_olawunmi]

Life is so much easier with money , i want to have lots of it , may i have lots of it .

[Your_Favourite_Swahili_Girl @Nerea_Mk]

African mothers really failed at everything

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Your daughter just got her first period.
Do not tell her she is a woman now.
Tell her what estrogen does.
Tell her what progesterone does.
Tell her her cycle has four phases and each one will feel different.
Give her information. Not a new identity.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

You can never be careful enough, just pray it never happens to you

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I will never understand the concept of hiding your partner or baby’s face in a photo that we didn’t ask you to post😭

[Your_Favourite_Swahili_Girl @Nerea_Mk]

@RoseDanielsM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Your_Favourite_Swahili_Girl @Nerea_Mk]

Personally my parents we're not from the same tribe so nyumba Ilikua kiswahili na kizungu, my bros and I hear both sides and can construct weak sentences, sometimes mna judge bila kujua the full story

[Wambui @_fwambui]

I seriously judge Kenyan parent especially millennials and Gen Z who deliberately refuse to teach their kids their mother tongue and Swahili,sticking only to English. It’s insane to me like what exactly do they think they’re achieving?

[Agatha🦋 @__chinwe]

Shout out to the companies that gave us a chance with zero experience

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[Your_Favourite_Swahili_Girl @Nerea_Mk]

@goonliv An extreme simp who lacks shame and doesn't know when to leave the stage

[Your_Favourite_Swahili_Girl @Nerea_Mk]

🤣🤣🤣 nyimbo zake ukiziimba utaitwa king'ang'a

[IV 🧃 @iv_ey]

njerae asiwai ongea women’s conference omg. anakuanga down baddest 😭

[Your_Favourite_Swahili_Girl @Nerea_Mk]

I don't mind people who post many things on WhatsApp shida yangu hua wale wa kuandikia messages wapenzi wao on status or attacking people their beefing with

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Genuinely never heard of anyone not posting on WhatsApp because they are trying to aura farm. Just post in peace, man. You are an adult. You don't need consensus.

[shawty4locssss @ManziwaNairobii]

@iv_ey Someone said she makes music for women who carry pans to go cook chapo for men and I couldn’t agree more

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I belong to the 1% of the population that has never watched a single episode of Love Island.

[Binti Swahiliya #ForLiberty @bintiswahiliya]

Again, the mandate goes both ways. If KRA says you have till June 30th to file taxes then their system should be working properly until June 30th at 11:59 PM.

Or are we used to accepting mediocrity in this country all the time?

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

“Communication is key” but no one talks about how scary real communication is. It is not cute texts and long calls. It’s “here’s where you hurt me, here’s what I need, here’s what I’m afraid to say”. It’s swallowing pride, risking rejection, choosing honesty over comfort.

[Femme @FemCondition]

@MadelaineLucyH "Women are reinforcing sexist stereotypes to their children while playing victim sexist stereotypes exist."

[Femme @FemCondition]

@MadelaineLucyH Here's the point you're going to hate:

Your mother is at least partially responsible for the continuance of both this social standard and the misconception its the majority of men.