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[Your_Favourite_Swahili_Girl @Nerea_Mk]

@RoseDanielsM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Your_Favourite_Swahili_Girl @Nerea_Mk]

Personally my parents we're not from the same tribe so nyumba Ilikua kiswahili na kizungu, my bros and I hear both sides and can construct weak sentences, sometimes mna judge bila kujua the full story

[Wambui @_fwambui]

I seriously judge Kenyan parent especially millennials and Gen Z who deliberately refuse to teach their kids their mother tongue and Swahili,sticking only to English. It’s insane to me like what exactly do they think they’re achieving?

[Agatha🦋 @__chinwe]

Shout out to the companies that gave us a chance with zero experience

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[Your_Favourite_Swahili_Girl @Nerea_Mk]

@goonliv An extreme simp who lacks shame and doesn't know when to leave the stage

[Your_Favourite_Swahili_Girl @Nerea_Mk]

🤣🤣🤣 nyimbo zake ukiziimba utaitwa king'ang'a

[IV 🧃 @iv_ey]

njerae asiwai ongea women’s conference omg. anakuanga down baddest 😭

[Your_Favourite_Swahili_Girl @Nerea_Mk]

I don't mind people who post many things on WhatsApp shida yangu hua wale wa kuandikia messages wapenzi wao on status or attacking people their beefing with

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Genuinely never heard of anyone not posting on WhatsApp because they are trying to aura farm. Just post in peace, man. You are an adult. You don't need consensus.

[shawty4locssss @ManziwaNairobii]

@iv_ey Someone said she makes music for women who carry pans to go cook chapo for men and I couldn’t agree more

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I belong to the 1% of the population that has never watched a single episode of Love Island.

[Binti Swahiliya #ForLiberty @bintiswahiliya]

Again, the mandate goes both ways. If KRA says you have till June 30th to file taxes then their system should be working properly until June 30th at 11:59 PM.

Or are we used to accepting mediocrity in this country all the time?

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

“Communication is key” but no one talks about how scary real communication is. It is not cute texts and long calls. It’s “here’s where you hurt me, here’s what I need, here’s what I’m afraid to say”. It’s swallowing pride, risking rejection, choosing honesty over comfort.

[Femme @FemCondition]

@MadelaineLucyH "Women are reinforcing sexist stereotypes to their children while playing victim sexist stereotypes exist."

[Femme @FemCondition]

@MadelaineLucyH Here's the point you're going to hate:

Your mother is at least partially responsible for the continuance of both this social standard and the misconception its the majority of men.

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

My mother always warned me (very bright, very successful woman) that if I wanted to be a mother, I had to operate on the assumption that my husband was not going to do anything around the house and I would be doing 100% of the childcare, no matter what he promised, because I couldn’t opt out of motherhood. I thought she was being harsh until I started seeing reels on how to encourage your husband to load the dishwasher and how to praise your husband for playing with his kids

[blue @bluewmist]

i'm in love with this quote:

"if you're persistent, you'll get it. if you're consistent, you'll keep it. and if you're grateful, you'll attract more of it."

[27. @dimvji]

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I just heard a woman say “never trust a man who would rather teach you a lesson than make sure you’re safe” and I had to share.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

I’ve just watched the Citizen TV report on St. George’s Girls, and I'm sickened.

Students returning to school were cherry-picked for a "drug search" where a female cop searched their breasts and parts, inserting bare fingers WITHOUT GLOVES. Like, why would a cop do this?

Was she not aware of the trauma? The infection risk?

The principal apologized, but how are we hiring police who don't comprehend basic hygiene or human rights?

Kenya must stop recruiting D-grade students and hire college grads on the minimum or teach police basic hygiene. When does this stop?! 🤬

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The older I get, the harder it is to see 18-19 year olds as adults. Those are just babies. Like their life is literally just starting. They don’t know ANYTHING.

[Noeleen @noeleensaid]

I took mom and dad out for lunch today, after that I needed to get mom's Apple Watch a screen protector, since dad was there with us I asked him what he wants, he said "I want the wired earphones". Then he stood there next to us with his legs crossed, waiting for his turn to get what he wants 😂 after getting the earphones, he had them on for the entire walk to the parking lot 😂

It reminded me that they're really just a boy and a girl shem 😭