Clowns

different day, same dumb bitches. anna, valerie, cassidy, ella, and hannah.

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It has been brought to our attention that shooting ppl is in fact illegal so we are dropping out of the nerf wars. Also half of us have church camp so go Jesus I guess.

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@teamAA2020 @FreE_SmOKEE winning runs in the family. Patrick got the girl, Anna’s gonna get the nerf kill

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@thekillaz_ thanks we try!

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@callusdaddy1 Check your dms I’m doing crack rn

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@thekillaz_ hey! fuc u

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Hannah aka the feisty one
-Will bark at you if necessary
-Isn’t afraid to bite
-In love with Shrek
-Latina to make us diverse
-Does “martial arts”
-Threat Level: 7.69/10

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Ella aka the competitive one
-Self-diagnosed narcolepsy
-Vegetarian except when she eats meat
-10:00 Bedtime
-Fake blonde (offends Val)
-Damn that girl does her homework
-Threat Level: 6/10

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Cassidy aka the hulahooper
-In a toxic but loving relationship with her dog
-Way too into animals
-Has a suspicious amount of frog pictures
-Will Bang™
-Threat Level: -2/10 (asthma)

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Valerie aka dumb blonde
-Not funny
-Stockpiled nerf bullets for years
-Crazy cat lady
-If you want to kill Valerie, gotta go through her boyfriend first (and he plays ultimate frisbee)
-Gets offended by fake blondes
-Threat Level: 4/10

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Anna aka that short bitch
-Survived a murder attempt in Argentina and hasn’t stopped talking abt it since
-Hates animals and will run over your dog
-Will forever look like she’s 12
-Lives at Northwest Cary YMCA (squats ass to grass)
-Threat Level: 8.5/10