nerkolaus

I always knew since I was a little boy, I wanted to grow up and be a hater.

[nerkolaus @nerkolaus]

My new goal in life is to manage gay content creators the way Maddie manages the divas in Euphoria

[nerkolaus @nerkolaus]

Y’all I miss Wilhelmina like a mother fucker

[nerkolaus @nerkolaus]

Heading to Claire’s for a lobotomy. Anyone need anything?

[nerkolaus @nerkolaus]

My cross to bear

[🕸️ @kaziimirrx]

The gays are STRICT! What’s wrong w 6’3 bottom?! That’s a HUGE ASSSS RIGHT THERE!!

[nerkolaus @nerkolaus]

LIFE IS SO GOOD - I’m loving my silly little life once more

[nerkolaus @nerkolaus]

@PattyBourree You should celebrate years you’ve been a hater with some type of anniversary celebration.

[DJ burger 🔜 NYC 🎶🗽 @bigcatburger]

Why is everyone from this country so hot

[nerkolaus @nerkolaus]

And they would and one day I’ll have this

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I’m convinced 98% of my problems could be solved with more money and three-day weekends.

[nerkolaus @nerkolaus]

I feel like I finally woke up from a depression I didn’t know I was fully in…

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

there are people CRUISING in the backrooms???

[van @vansturka]

hacks 1x01 vs. hacks 5x10

[C @styIysh]

#they tried and it was nothing but MESS

[nerkolaus @nerkolaus]

The beach is gonna hate to see me coming with this

[solé @layxsnv]

need these for this weather 🥴

[miia @miiagarro]

me as a drug dealer:

*giggling*

"we don't have coke, is pepsi okay?"

[nerkolaus @nerkolaus]

@queerenbyepi I know everything about everyone - that’s why my ass is so fat, it’s fully of secrets

[◦𝕯. @snookiathebeach]

take me back.. #BB27

[nerkolaus @nerkolaus]

Am I happy to be going back for a funeral? NO! Am I happy that it’s giving me an entire week off of work cos of the already long weekend? YES!