noweenmajean

I’m a witch

[noweenmajean @nermobates]

@carolineranallo mimosamonday

[noweenmajean @nermobates]

Been forcing myself to eat more salads recently to boost my inner basic bitch. I hate kale tho, so I don’t think I’ll ever achieve a full #basiqbishstatus. #MerryChristmas #mimosamonday

[noweenmajean @nermobates]

Otis Redding til I fucking hit the bottom of the grave

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@GameOfThrones season 8 smoothing over shit like it’s creamy peanut butter on burnt toast goddamn #wtf

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@carolineranallo That guy has gone off the rails

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@NoVa_Blisstex64 trying to be a motivational speaker:you have 1 life, 2 testicles and that’s really all u need.

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@carolineranallo Goddamn

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@carolineranallo did I make a successful subtweet????

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@ReedsHarry yo do u look at the bottom of the bag for fries? Cause if not... ur a fucking psychopath

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@RustiestDogEver I definitely replied while I was doink

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@ReedsHarry yo do u look at the bottom of the bag for fries? Cause if not... ur a fucking psychopath

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@carolineranallo is the hottest oovoo javer I ever had

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@carolineranallo All the goddamn time, and fuck Patrick’s friend for looking like her cause it’s not actually cool.

[noweenmajean @nermobates]

Let’s all channel our inner basic bitches tonight because nothing anyone will say will ever be original

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

Y’all ever just get tired of being sad & like be happy for a day cause u don’t have the energy for that shit?

[noweenmajean @nermobates]

Why is #shrill on @hulu basically the same thing as @girlsHBO ?? Let’s not with all this mediocre “progressive” and “inclusive” bullshit. #tryhards

[noweenmajean @nermobates]

Coffee and Guinness is a thing right?

[noweenmajean @nermobates]

@RustiestDogEver Sorry to disappoint man. Just use your imagination to see some sweet grey birds.

[noweenmajean @nermobates]

Been seein these birds around town and I’m into.