Parody: Kensuke Aida

Designated pilot of Unit 06/Eva-Gold
Current Rank: Pilot Lieutenant OF-2

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[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@KensukeAidja Thanks, man! I got pretty busy, after I finally got selected to pilot an Eva! Literal dream come true. How are things with you?

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@NERVMakinamiM I always do my best!

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

Spending the day with Top. She's in a pretty good mood today! Who knew that promoting some people would put a smile on her face? I'm happy to do my part! 🫡

How's everyone else doing today?

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@NERVSoryuA @NERVMakinamiM Wait, what? Oh... all right! Cool! Why is everyone else so apprehensive about getting promoted around here? I won't let you down, Lt. Colonel! 🫡

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@NERVSoryuA Happy birthday, Top!

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

That was weird. Kirishima walked by us and looked at me like I kicked her dog! What did I ever do to her? She can't be sore about the sync ratios... she was happy I passed her last week!

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@NERVSuzaharaT @NERVIkariS See? It's all decided, then! Let's go! On the double, Ikari!

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

Come on, Ikari @NERVIkariS ! This calls for a celebration! Let's grab some stuff and go hang out with Toji @NERVSuzaharaT !

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@NERVIkariS @NERVSuzaharaT Base housing is still 'on base'! I saw Cpl. Agano assure Kirishima about that the other day when she wanted to visit Toji to patch things up! So we're in the clear.

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@NERVIkariS @NERVSuzaharaT We've gotta hurry if we're going to get stuff and get to his place with enough time to party before we have to head back to the dorms! Get the lead out, Ikari!

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@NERVIkariS @NERVSuzaharaT I'm an optimist! Besides, you've gotta celebrate while you can! Come on!

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

Yes!!! I'll be sure to get the next pilot assignment!!! I'm so happy, I can dance! In fact, I will! Woohoo!!!

[Parody: Misato Katsuragi @NERVKatsuragiM]

@NERVSoryuA I'm just going to nod my head and pretend I understand.

For the record, the rest of you:

Makinami > Ikari > Ayanami > Aida > Nagisa > Kirishima > Horaki

Nagisa, you're doing better but I still expect better of you. The gap between you and Aida is still significant.

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

Aw.... look who dozed off while reading. 😄

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@NERVAyanamiR 😵Damn you're fast... you were right though, I didn't feel a thing. Nice one, Ayanami!

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@NERVSuzaharaT @HikariHoraki_ She seems to be happy, so I'm okay with it. These bags are getting heavy though... oof.

And Toji...

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

How did I get roped in to this, you may ask? It's a long story. It began when I asked Top to help me pick out a gift for Hikari, and then she said she also wanted to pick up a few things and... well you can guess the rest.

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@NERVSoryuA Yes ma'am! I won't let you down!

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@FreeSpiritMage It went pretty well, actually! Top gave me some pointers and I've been doing a lot better at work. If this keeps up, I'll earn the next pilot seat, for sure! I can't wait! How about you?

[Parody: Kensuke Aida @NERVAidaK]

@NERVSoryuA Shouldn't we go drop these bags off at... okay, you're running on ahead. No problem, I can keep up! ���