Terry Yerves

feel’n like a corn dog at a hotdog party

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@1zzyzyx1 @ShawnForGeorgia She’s so dumb. She shouldn’t hold a public office. What an absolute embarrassment.

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If you took a brand new pen, say a classic Bic pen, and drew one continuous line (on paper) until the pen ran out of ink, how long do you think the line would be?

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You think the folks who work at Jiffy Lube say “back in a jiffy” when they leave the shop?

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@teatreetoothpck

PLEASE fix the packaging for your toothpicks. Constantly opening and spilling everywhere. Wasted so many.

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@colormemine

Dumping ceramic glaze into storm drains (which drain to the ocean)?? Truly awful. Do better or don’t do it at all. Disgusting behavior.

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@nextdoor

Your community guidelines only support more division of the community. The level of hatred and public shaming you allow, but yet shut down anyone who calls out people for their toxic rhetoric only proves you are part of the problem and equally as toxic.

Do better.

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@GreatJabez @TansuYegen Your phone speaker tops out, can’t reproduce those higher frequencies.

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@PrettyGoodSam Hope you had a helluva shit, Arnold.

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@trepverter I’ll try. I’m only listening on YouTube these days. I cancelled everything else. Let’s see what you got, you tube.

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You ever find a song and you just want more and more of it, but not necessarily that same song? How do you find that?

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@trepverter Yeah... yeah... I suppose. That route never truly hits the same.

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@trepverter I think you would know if it were the pox. You’d be sick with a fever first.

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@trepverter Hot Topic ruins everything.

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It’s kinda amazing how fast asparagus changes the smell of your pee.

Like, I wonder, if you had a good long pee brewing, and ate a piece of asparagus as soon as you started peeing, would you have asparagus pee by the end of the pee? I might try it. I’ll report back.

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May the 11th be with you.

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@thisismariat Thanks Friend!! 🙌🙌

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@professor_hess Nothing like a little dose of ugly shaming to round out your Twitter feed. 🥴🙈

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@trepverter I just got new frames after a recent eye exam. It had been over 5 years. They got pretty worse. New Rx felt like I was in a fishbowl for a week.

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@trepverter Salmonella?

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@PrettyGoodSam I think they spelled it with a K but what ever. Clown band.