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[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Gmail when I log in on another device

[alexei @alexeixbt]

"where do you see yourself in 40 years"

me in monaco:

[Alelliott 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @alelliott88]

This is how I got all my news growing up

[CRIX @OnyChr2020]

“Real Madrid’s next season: Olise makes a wrong pass…”

La Liga camera to Florentino Perez:

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I never understood people who quit their job and KEEP coming back to visit

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

this insult hit so hard on the playground 😭

[ALikkleWotless @Gus_JordM]

West Indian parents

[Nana Kwame 🇫🇷🇵🇹 🇺🇸🇨🇮🇬🇭 @a_agyemangg]

waving flag is still the best world cup song oat

[nathalie @natssantos_]

Patties now costing £3? @David_Cameron you are a big belly bitch, everything is your fault!!

[b🫟 @juggingeveryday]

average uk high street:

3 bookies
2 casinos
1 costa
2 vape shops
1 mcds
3 off licenses
1 lidl
3 empty turkish barbers

[Sharon Watts’ Fluffy Cuffs @SharonCuffs]

Sharon as soon as she finds out her brother and sister had an affair and Linda’s been shagging Grant #EastEnders

[⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆ @movlinsrouge]

yeah someone needs to slap zack again the way whitney did
#EastEnders

[RN @rnvidss]

Even the players know they play shit football

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Good morning to @TheOfficialFWA Men's Footballer of the Year! 🤳😁

[utdreport @utdreport]

Bruno Fernandes and Michael Carrick with the FWA Player Of The Year award 🤩❤️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Bruno trying to get his teammates to help him break the assist record:

[hot girl zo @zxsmithh]

THREE BUMBACLAAT PUSSYRASSCLAT ALBUMS????????

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When I'm planning to secretly leave the office early, but my manager comes back to his seat at 6 PM.

[Dev Bajwa @ammandev]

VAR needs a timer. 60 seconds.

If you can’t spot it, it’s not ‘clear and obvious’

Agreed? 🤷🏽‍♂️