my only goal in life is to be like her: pretty, talented, rich, hot, always on vacation and with a closet full of cute outfits, not to mention a hot tall boyfriend with a sexy accent
This is how I look when my nieces are telling me something that doesn’t make sense but I am giving them my full attention because it’s important for children to see that they are being seen AND heard.
I’m in my retired party girl era until I’m reunited with my long distance best friends. Then the spirit of the jersey shore cast possesses me like an ancient creature.