Ashley Ness

I only hang out with people who can recite the alphabet backwards

[Ashley Ness @nessynd_ness]

When people ask what I'm planning to do after high school https://t.co/CGFe6EAobW

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Your secret is safe with me until I drink a margarita

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

Makes me better at bowling

[erika @yeeeerika]

just got diagnosed with needing general tso's chicken, fried rice, and a spring roll with a diet coke

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i refuse to spend my best boob years hiding them that's silly

[bella @earlygirl__]

if you’re good enough at your job, you can show a little midriff at the office.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[kida @kidasnow]

looking at my bank statement after treating apple pay like a wand

[Softboy @softboywin]

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[Jackson Isaacson @jacksonisaacson]

Guys on apps visiting your city love to ask “any plans today?” Like yeah… I have a job.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

receiving a super like on a dating app is like ok i think you really misunderstand what i bring to the table

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

just got an email saying my domino's pizza points are about to expire. i can't have one fucking thing in this fucking world

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

[jeremy hawkeye renner @eat1ngdrywall]

“short-term relationship, open to long” you are 30