Nick Franco

NJ born and bred. I bleed Jersey blue and buff (NJ state flag colors).
Lover of improv, podcasts, karate, animals, comics, and comedy.
Hater of fascism.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This is going to not only put a lot of people on the streets it’s also going to displace poor animals that were trained to help people especially Veterans.

[Jay in Kyiv @JayinKyiv]

All hell has broken loose at Putin's Economic Forum after Steven Seagal has reportedly eaten several members of the Chinese delegation.

Here, hurriedly waddling from the scene of the crime.

@sseagalofficial

[Feisty is proud to be a Democrat! @FeistyLibLady]

Just less than 48 hours ago Marco Rubio said this about Trump sleeping at meetings, “I've never seen Trump fall asleep. On the contrary, the guy doesn’t sleep.”

Hope Marco saw this at 3PM yesterday because the rest of us have been seeing it regularly.

#DemsUnited

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,”

“Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast. It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE!"

"SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@theliamnissan It would be my honor.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Hunter Biden should join #smokefleet
All in favor say aye.

[Terry Moran 🇺🇸 @TerryMoran]

The people who attacked our Capitol to stop the peaceful transfer of power under our laws and our Constitution were either dupes, loonies, or as this investigation shows—criminal thugs.

Shame on Trump. Stop lionizing these traitors.

[Rep. Don Bacon 🇺🇸✈️🏍️⭐️🎖️ @RepDonBacon]

🚨 The House just voted 216-204 to clear the final procedural step for the discharge petition to provide military aid to Ukraine and impose tough sanctions on Russia.

We will vote on final passage later tonight

This is our Churchill moment, and we must pass the test.

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

I’m not concerned that Trump falls asleep in public. I’m concerned that he wakes up.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

If only there were a safe process for removing pathogens from milk.

[Nick Franco @netnick191]

@HacknEverettWa @jimstewartson Coo king...is that like the head pigeon???

[Nick Franco @netnick191]

@shawnmcdonnell2 @jimstewartson 😆😆😆

[Nick Franco @netnick191]

@jimstewartson Hey Louie, yeah you Mr. Pasteur, any thoughts on this...

[Nick Franco @netnick191]

@Revolutioig9 No sauce is a calamity to an Italian-American like me... 😞🙏💔

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨WHERE IS THE MEDIA??

Trump just said the number 25,000 is bigger than a MILLION. The decline of his brain is now catastrophic.

“Where Martin Luther King made his great speech…he had a million people and I had 25,000 people. I had more people.” Wow.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Noah Wyle is right: We need Medicare for All.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Get a load of Don Snoreleone™

[Ossoff's Office @SenOssoff]

WATCH: Republicans again blocked Sen. Ossoff's amendment to prevent insurance companies from denying or delaying needed care.

“Instead of slush funds for criminals and corrupt ballrooms, let's do something useful. Let's ban insurance companies from denying or delaying medically necessary health care to Americans," Sen. Ossoff said.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.