Nettie Miner

[Nettie Miner @nettiemine]

My husband and kids think its freaky how fast I find things at home. When someone asks me where something is, the rest of the family counts down from 10-1. Of course I always find it before they get to 1! #MyDumbSuperpower

[Nettie Miner @nettiemine]

Is it me, or does it look like this kid is trying to beam that bug up into his mouth?

[Nettie Miner @nettiemine]

@lolly_miles

[Nettie Miner @nettiemine]

@lolly_miles No! Why?!

[Nettie Miner @nettiemine]

@lolly_miles @samnmyrick1 You know, if you adjust the rear view mirror to make the light shine back at them, the truck backs off. I used to do that all the time. I like to help out Karma like that. 😳🤓

[Nettie Miner @nettiemine]

@lolly_miles I’m sorry baby. There is NOTHING good about losing your sense of taste and smell. And those comments SHOULD NOT have been made. I love you! And I’m sorry you can’t taste the Halloween candy I gave you! Hopefully you can save some. Lol, who are we kidding, I wouldn’t save it! 😉

[Lauren @lolonienie]

Do Utah boutiques know that they don’t have to write a caption about ✨loving yourself✨every time they post a picture of a plus sized model

[Nettie Miner @nettiemine]

It feels as though there’s not enough room for everyone to attend the banquet. But still we want to have hope that there might be.

[Nettie Miner @nettiemine]

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. But what happens if you’ve shown up to the wrong banquet? Or you are pulled aside and told your weren’t invited? How do we enjoy this banquet without contaminating everything we touch?

[Nettie Miner @nettiemine]

I want everyone to enjoy the banquet, but I shouldn’t come if I’m ruining the experience for anyone else. No one wants to ruin it for someone else. We all want to remember it with fondness, with joy. We all should be allowed to attend.

[Elephantastic4 🇵🇷 @Elephantastic4]

@jimmyfallon #summersongs2020

Hello, sweatpants, my old friend
I’ve come to wear you once again
Because I have an early Zoom meeting
And my torso is all they’re seeing
And the vision they will see upon their screen looks fresh and clean
My sweatpants will be worn in silence...

[poletic kate @poetickate]

some people go from trying to achieve perfect mormonism to trying to achieve perfect anti-mormonism and unfortunately the process is the same and it still makes you miserable because you’re trying to be absolutely perfect at something

[Kacey @KaSpad]

Friendly reminder that calling out multi-million dollar corporations for putting profits above public health is not "toxic" or "unfair," even (especially?) if it's a local arts organization whose leaders make six figure salaries while their business plan relies on volunteer work.

[Nature Lady @lolly_miles]

What does acting like this solve??? Are these people not embarrassed about acting this way? I do not understand

[Bunker @BunkmateXXX]

I wish I were a McDonald's ice cream machine so that I could break down whenever I wanted to and no one would question it

[prance @bocxtop]

y’all, my friend who’s a huge Elon Musk fanboy was just like “Ubers are so expensive, I wish we had bigger cars so you could put more people in them and when you split the cost it’s cheaper.” so that’s just a bus congratulations you invented buses

[Nettie Miner @nettiemine]

Just read an article on 40 types of tacky kitchen decor and now I’m confused as hell. I mean, it showed 4 different “horrible” types of countertops and said to chuck the microwave. Do I just torch the place & eat outside?

[Pixar @Pixar]

The latest heartwarming tale from @Pixar’s #SparkShorts. Start streaming Out tomorrow on #DisneyPlus.

[Nettie Miner @nettiemine]

@OffhandDisney Goofy’s Sky School. I rode a ride like that (where you feel your going to go straight over the edge & then turn at the last nano second) and my older brother said that the bad kids were sent right over the edge. (I was a brat) I’m still terrified of dying on that ride.

[Nettie Miner @nettiemine]

@IJasonAlexander Honestly, all of my theater friends. I have missed and craved the platonic touch of my fellow cast mates!!