Jessica not Jess

I like cute pictures of pigs.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I really fucking hate "Contact us for pricing." Just put the fucking price online. I don't want to waste your time and don't want you to waste mine. Let me know up front if it's in my budget. There is literally no reason for us to interact until I know what it costs.

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

@HarrisDebra21 Also, I'm in Surrey and being quoted over £400... :( (3)

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

@HarrisDebra21 The health visitor told me she can try get a referral by telling them I cannot breast feed & want to do so. I actually do not due to my experience, and she is aware of this, but said it was a way to potentially get successfully referred seeing as NHS are big on breast feeding (2)

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

Bought some from Sainsburys on Friday and tested today, but still rock hard. No avo on toast for this millennial today!

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

My first world problem is supermarkets selling avocados that are 'ripe and ready' when they certainly are not ripe, nor ready.

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

@SW_Help @Jono2977 You can't get a direct tube or bus, you'd have to get a series of different tubes & buses to reach there which would take a substantial amount of time. Absolutely disgraceful that the trains are cancelled and you're not allowing people to get taxis to these far out destinations.

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

@cazzrhughes @laurawright25 What was said? I wasn't on twitter much yesterday, so missed all of this and no one seems to be commenting on what was actually stated. Feel like I'm the only one out of the loop 🤣

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

@TNLUK That is new, there never used to be a default, you would select the day you want to play and number of weeks. Looks like there's been a lot of recent updates that people aren't happy about, I personally don't believe the default was a good update either.

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

@TNLUK hey, every time I select a line, the total comes up as double the value. Both on Euromillions and Lotto. Tried lucky dip and selecting numbers, only one line is selected.

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

Another day, another young male driver thinking they're invincible, that they can drive however they want and that nothing could possibly happen to them...

[The Mercian @TheMercianNews]

🚨UPDATE: The boys in the car that caused the crash through reckless driving have been named by the Bolton Council of Mosques as Mohammed Jibrael Mukhtar, Farhan Patel and Muhammad Danyaal Asghar Ali.

[Matt Seabridge @ilikeyoumatt]

Me when I get a Teams message that just says “Hi, how are you?”

#TheTraitors

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

I remember going to purchase some Fabletics, then saw the repeated messages about the subscription service & didn't proceed. Also, who doesn't check their credit card statement for 7 years!?! More money then sense I guess.
https://t.co/UMsUzCsuhc

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The courtroom scene in Legally Blonde (2001) is pure payoff. Elle’s “I got her” moment and that little confidence shimmy land perfectly, while Chutney’s face just crumbles as she realizes she’s finished and the judge sees it all unfold in an instant.

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

@UberUKI_Support You did, telling me I'm not the account holder even though I gave you my name, email & number associated to the account. You then ignored me.
I heard back from you via the app (which I suspect had no bearing from our X comms). I saw this cause, you know, I'm the account holder...

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

Hey @ubereats_uk Want to let me know why you keep fobbing me off about my @Pret order that
1) Had the wrong (& frankly disgusting) coffee.
2) Had a third of the coffee spilt.
3) Had the coffee spill over and soak into the baguette which I cannot eat.
Partial refund please.

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

@Pret @ubereats_uk @Pret Uber finally pulled their weight after my perseverance and issued a partial refund. I would just say you need to use better lids to secure drinks, and whatever was given to me was not a coconut flat white. It tasted like some kind of syrup in coffee. Epsom branch. Thanks.

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

@Pret @ubereats_uk Quiet shade of calling me Jess given my what is written as my username 🤣

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

@ubereats_uk @Pret Not really sure why that flimsy white plastic lid was used, @Pret, instead of the sturdier usual red one that was just randomly tossed in the bag.

[Jessica not Jess @nettyhousewives]

The screenshots of what was submitted and ignored. @ubereats_uk @Pret