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[(((neuentrope))) @neuentrope]

"That's it, then. We're all going to die." -Arthur Dent

[The Hill Times @TheHillTimes]

Today's editorial cartoon, via @deAdder #cdnpoli #cdnfp

[(((neuentrope))) @neuentrope]

@AuntieVera I listen.

[Matthew Green @matthew_d_green]

In ten years our cities will be an apocalyptic wasteland, with a single spraypainted warning: "we taught JavaScript as a first language".

[ICE Murders Americans @ryanhuber]

Modern Unix philosophy:
Write programs that do 800 things and do none well.
Expect the output of a program to be broken JSON.
Memory is free

[(((neuentrope))) @neuentrope]

@donnavenzi it's a human thing: Shakespeare- "The very place puts toys of desperation, Without more motive, into every brain That looks so many fathoms

[Spencer @13spencer]

I've been referring to The Speaker of the House as "The Cowardly Ryan," and I'm just hoping it catches on.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

This is so beyond troubling into alarming. US foreign policy has been sold for hotels & handbags https://t.co/QbnFbl7nMj

[Big Brother Watch @BigBrotherWatch]

Happy Easter from Big Brother Watch! 🐰

[McGill University @mcgillu]

Why the #Montreal bagel is the superior bagel https://t.co/RZffskiKtV via @TheAVClub

[Alt Fly United @altflyunited]

United Airlines Training Video Leaked To Press.
#United #UnitedAirlines @United #ual

[(((neuentrope))) @neuentrope]

Kind of like a reverse Cassandra, isn't it? Well it had to be a Greek tragedy. https://t.co/EZKzCQaNmK

[tedfrank @tedfrank]

It's like Trump insulted an old gypsy woman who cursed him to live out his tweets. https://t.co/vWgy6gzkld

[Doug Mataconis @dmataconis]

Trump could've done more damage to that Syrian airfield if he'd bought it and run it like one of his casinos.

[(((neuentrope))) @neuentrope]

ESR's hacker archetypes https://t.co/GYYWiVow13 I fit pretty well one of the archetype descriptions.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Auncient pastoral scene
A shepherd (who hath a childe) ryseth at dawn
Walketh doun the hill
OUCH!
step on plastic block
Et in Arcadia legos

[Jeff Waugh @jdub]

Unix: Everything is a file.

Linux: Everything is a filesystem.

Windows: Everything is a detailed explanation of backwards compatibility. https://t.co/0zzxok50fb

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@timcorrimal I thought you might "enjoy" this moment of total insanity (reminding myself that I'm not American; no need to scream) https://t.co/IZg9PxLzD0

[Regi Brittain @RegiBrittain]

Thank you to Mitch McConnell for today's proof that the world is absurd.

https://t.co/hYQeacgtv4

[Megs H. @megsylhydrazine]

Hypervelocity impact sample 💥 When a ~1/2" diam. Al ball impacts a 7" thick Al block @ 15k mph, simulating space debris hitting a spacecraft