Sam Oldmann

I'm much too young to feel this damn old.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Jets beat the Cowboys.

The Dolphins just beat the Jets.

Therefore, based on science...the Dolphins are better than the Dallas Cowboys.

[The Checkdown @thecheckdown]

Air Force pulled off this absolutely WILD INT last night 😱 @AF_Football

(via @CBSSportsNet)

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

When I hear someone say that today's Modern Country is better than Classic Country

[Sam Oldmann @neumannsam15]

I’ve never been to a place with worse drivers than the state of Virginia.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Yeah, so you can’t do that.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"Watch her ability to roll... Nice roll!"

Gus Johnson is a national treasure 💀

(via @CFBONFOX)

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

A Texas Poem:

BBQ is tasty
Blueberries are tart
If you don't like Texas
Well bless your heart.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Offensive linemen across the country will be begging their coaches all week to install this play

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Did Cincinnati just end the UCF football program?

[Barstool Football @StoolFootball]

The Redskins franchise in 1 video

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Miami Dolphins tickets are so low right now you can stand on the field with the coaches and call two plays for $75

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Texas is home. Always.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Hey pitcher, pitcher @starting9 (Via IG/Domminique__)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Better throw 105mph if this is your pre pitch routine @Starting9

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Playing catch with an eagle? Freedom boners flyin high boys

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

You can take me outta Texas, but you can't take the Texas outta me.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

This Watt family is a different species 😂😂

[NFL Legacy @NFLLegacy]

“[Billy Sims] hit Steve Brown with what looked like a karate kick!” #NFL100

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Come for Juan Lagares' grand slam.

Stay for Gary Cohen's voice cracking.