Ross Neuman

#Biomechanics research at UT Austin // Playing and listening to music // #Flatball

[Ross Neuman @NeumanRoss]

@dartse8 But how are celebrities going to receive the attention they deserve when they go to a Lakers game? Who would the camera operators film for B-roll? Normies? And how can the Wall Street bros flex on their friends at Nets games if they're not close enough to smell Blake Griffin?

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@juanDenver_ @joshmerbitz @Pd230soi @AaronCelli Cohesion is so good

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If Tiger Woods can play the Masters with a hurt leg, I can finish this crossword puzzle drunk.

[Ross Neuman @NeumanRoss]

@MKBHD I am trying out the beta and hilariously, in a group chat, iPhone users still get the separate message notifying them that the other iPhone users reacted to my message. So this is perfect because it puts some pressure on Apple to make changes on their end.

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@coldxman

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@mtaibbi Clearly he needs to abseil down using the measuring tape he was using to... measure with. #FriedmanTreePlan

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@HybartRachel Giving a remote to an evil penguin.

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@philipdutre @3blue1brown I really need to stop looking at the comments before watching the videos.

[Krys Boyd @krysboydthink]

The internet is a cesspool—until you need advice on getting broiled cheese off a cast-iron skillet.

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@JomezPro A string of murders in northern California during the late 1960s. Leaving cryptic messages. And a sick forehand.

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@Marksoup92 When I'm behind the lens you'll have trouble distinguishing the two.

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@UTD_Ultimate 🐕🐕🐶

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Wearing corduroy pants over poison ivy is torture.

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@Thatswithonet Dylan in the sixties is undisputed heavyweight champion of folk.

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@Thatswithonet 😮

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@WIPUltimate Wait for serious??

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@texas__tuff So I missed this, but as an aged-out, washed-up player doing grad school at UT is it cool if I come practice with Graze? And if so, when are practices?

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today marks 12 YEARS since the last increase in the federal minimum wage. Is it really a shock that a full-time worker making minimum wage in 2021 can’t afford rent ANYWHERE in the U.S.? It's time to end starvation wages and raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour.

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@Ty_Criss Congratulations ❤️